When Games Attack

"When Games Attack" was a British television show, broadcast on Bravo. the show was created and presented by Dominik Diamond in conjunction with Jonny Finch with whom he had previously worked on Gamesmaster. Its main focus was video games.

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"When Games Attack" was not based in a studio, instead, it was filmed in a different location for each episode with the locations usually dictating the sort of humour and jokes Diamond used in each 30 second link between segments.

Examples of locations:
* A Fruit & Veg stall (Dominik ends the episode claiming he will go home with "A banana for the wife")
* Outside Celtic Football Club's stadium.
* Dominiks fishing trip (again, he makes a sexual innuendo saying something similar to "The times when you sit alone with a rod in your hand are the best moments of your life")
* A bus stop (In this episode, Dominik claims he laughs at tourists trying to figure out UK bus timetables, saying we all know they are as accurate as your average weapons dossier. This was during the claims about Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq.)
* Las Vegas (Dominik gets "arrested" for speeding but warns the officer he "Knows Richard and Judy", minor British celebrities.)
* Council estate. (Dominik ends the episode telling the viewers he is going to hang around street corners looking "hard" until his mother calls him in for tea. This is poking fun at Neds as they tend to come from council estates and do just as Dominik claimed he was about to do.)
* Dominiks house as he baby-sits his young children.
* An empty Hallway. (Because he has been "A bad boy" and has to think about what he did, as if he were a misbehaving child.)

how Structure

Each 30 minute show featured several different sections such as:I'm Famous, Give Me My Joypad!

8 Premiership and Championship football players took part in a head to head tournament playing Pro Evolution Soccer. Alternately features was a dancing contest with 5 glamour models. The girl would usually wear clothing that wasn't suitable to dance in and compete at Dance Dance Revolution or DDR for short. Before and after the girls danced, Dominik would often flirt with them, only to be shot down every time.

Behind The Game

A history of certain games ranging from Space Invaders to Grand Theft Auto. Viewers would be told the story of how a game was created, where ideas came from and what impact it had on the world as footage of the game played with small facts scrolling across the bottom of the screen.

Head to Head

This section starred Dominik and two mute teddy bear puppets. A rusty coloured one with a cream coloured face and ears called Queenie and a white one with pink ears and paws called Cugly. For comedy purposes, Diamond and the two bears would appear to have been caught the act of something (often illegal) such as a seedy chat line and selling uranium on the black market.

Each puppet would pick one of two videogames that where similar such as "Tekken" vs "Virtua Fighter" or "Grand Theft Auto" vs "". Dominik would then rate each game on Graphic, Gameplay and so forth with the losing puppet doing a "forfeit" which was usually either bizarre or very violent. The segment closed with a corny joke such as, after losing Cugly is stuffed into a washing machine as Domonik exclaims "Don't worry, Cugly! It's all good clean fun!"

On Location

Dominik travels to locations around the UK and America ostensibly to review events such as the San Diego Comicon, however these sections would more often present a thinly-veiled excuse for him to make fun of the people and places he visited.

When Flack Attacks

Caroline Flack hosts a brief segment in which she travels around Japan looking at weird, wonderful and bizarre things such as giant robots, cosplay and how an anime is made. Frequently Caroline makes note of how different eastern culture is from western culture. When she attended a cosplay convention, as grown men cued to take photographs of a, presumably young girl in costume, Caroline pointed out that had they been in Britain they all would be arrested by now.

Bunch of Five

A chart that runs throughout the show. Often unique topics such as "The 5 worst abuses of women in videogame", "The 5 most disappointing endings", "The 5 best videogame deaths".

Trivia

* Dominik Diamond's wife was believed to be against him filming scenes with the glamour models but he filmed them anyway.
* Before each "When Flack Attacks" Dominik comes up with different excuses why he doesn't go to Japan such as there being "A misunderstanding in a Japanese hotel" he had involving a list of bizarre objects.