The Seven

Infobox Television episode
Title = The Seven
Series = Seinfeld


Caption = Kramer performing a chiropractic procedure on Elaine's neck.
Season = 7
Episode = 123
Airdate = February 1, 1996
Production =
Writer = Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer
Director = Andy Ackerman
Guests = Lisa Deanne
Episode list = List of "Seinfeld" episodes
Season list = Infobox Seinfeld season 7 episode list
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"The Seven" is the 123rd episode of the NBC sitcom "Seinfeld". This was the 13th episode for the 7th season. It aired on February 1, 1996.

Plot

Elaine strains her neck trying to get a bike down from the wall. In pain, she claims that she would give up the bike to whoever fixes her neck, not expecting anyone to take the promise literally. Kramer saves the day and wants the bike. Elaine complies, but later, her neck pain returns. When she requests Kramer return the bike, he tells her that it is common sense that she should have been sleeping on a board for a week after the chiropractics. The pair decide to have Newman decide who should keep the bike. In a reference to Solomon, Newman decrees that the bike be cut in half, with both Elaine and Kramer receiving one half. Kramer tells Newman to give the whole bike to Elaine instead, saying he would rather it belong to her than see it destroyed. Newman then exclaims that Kramer is the bike's true owner because of this, and gives him the bike. George gives Susans cousin a name to give thier child, Soda. He has an argument with Susan after telling her he wants to name their first child Seven. When Susan tells her cousin, they like the name, but George, being George Costanza, confronts them about it. Kramer works out an arrangement with Jerry to keep track of what he takes from Jerry's kitchen. Jerry's girlfriend appears to always wear the same dress. Jerry becomes extremely suspicious of it when she keeps wearing the same dress on every date.

uperman reference

* Jerry: What in God's name is going on here? Is she wearing the same thing over and over again? Or does she have a closet full of these, like Superman? I've got to unlock this mystery!
* Jerry: (in girlfriend's apartment) So this is the Fortress of Solitude.