List of A Bit of Fry and Laurie episodes

"A Bit of Fry and Laurie" was a British television series starring Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie, broadcast by the BBC between 1989 and 1995. Running for four series, it totalled 26 episodes (including a 35 minute special in 1987).

The following is a list of episodes of the programme and the sketches in each one.

Pilot (1987)

*Customs Camera
*Holiday Photographs
*Problems around the Eye Area
*The Privatisation of the Police Force
*Critics (“Argue the Toss,” “Up the Arts,” “Oh No, Not Another One”)
*Deodorant - William Wegman from "Selected Video Works 1970-78"
*“How Lovely I Was”
*Soup/Suit
*Mystery (song)
*You Can’t Make an Omelette without Breaking Eggs (1st Gordon & Stuart)
*The word, “Gay.”
*Toy Car Showroom
*Tales of War
*Australian Soap Opera

Series one (1989)

Episode 1

* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0017.htm Parent Power]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0042.htm Hugh's Poem]
* [http://www.geocities.com/holuaia1/ABOFALBreakintoCar.html Young People]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0010.htm SAS]
*The West Indies: A Nation of Cricketers
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0006.htm Spoonbending with Mr Nude]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0004.htm Censored]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0005.htm Haircut]

Episode 2

* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0024.htm Information]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0012.htm Sound Name] (Derek Nippl-e)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0058.htm Language Conversation] (Continued in Series Two's "Beauty and Ideas")
*America (song)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0018.htm Chatshow]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0003.htm Spies One] (1st Control & Tony)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0021.htm Beggar]
*Hand Exercise
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0008.htm Troubleshooters] (1st John & Peter)

Episode 3

* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0032.htm Hugh's Brain]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0009.htm Gordon and Stuart Eat Greek] (2nd Gordon & Stuart)
*Costume Design
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0019.htm Doctor Tobacco]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0025.htm Open University]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0013.htm Spies Two] (2nd Control & Tony)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0038.htm Special Squad]

Episode 4

*Trouser-Competition Introduction
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0016.htm Prize Poem]
*Awful Smell (Stole My Sketch 1)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0047.htm Madness]
*Antique Shop (Stole My Sketch 2)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0026.htm Spies Three] (3rd Control & Tony)
*Light Metal (The Bishop & The Warlord) (song)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0034.htm Bank Loan]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0057.htm Nipples]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0037.htm Inspector Venice] (Stole My Sketch 3)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0062.htm Tomorrow's World]

Episode 5

* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0023.htm Lavatories]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0007.htm Critics One]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0045.htm Judge Not]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0051.htm Critics Four]
*Ignored Teacher
*That's It (Silhouettes 1)
*Hugh's Favourite Sketch
*Critics (heavily edited mixture between [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0028.htm Critics Two] and [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0040.htm Critics Three] )
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0053.htm The "Burt"]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0033.htm Christening]
*Swiss Comedy (Heidi and Johann Smell Just Right)

Episode 6

* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0052.htm Marjorie's Fall]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0027.htm Puppy Appeal]
*Leave It Out (Silhouettes 2)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0060.htm Girlfriend's Breasts]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0041.htm Spies Four] (4th Control & Tony)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0061.htm Violence]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0054.htm Chicken]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0055.htm Cocoa]
*Tony of Plymouth (Sword Fight)

Series two (1990)

Episode 1

*Time Where Did You Go Introduction/ [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0107.htm Dancercises] )
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0077.htm Flushed Grollings]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0066.htm Dammit 1] (2nd John & Peter)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0102.htm Fast Talker]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0084.htm Grandfather's Things]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0095.htm Psychiatrist]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0068.htm Commentators]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0081.htm Spies/Pulse] (5th Control & Tony)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0089.htm Michael Jackson] ("Move It On Out Girl" song)

Episode 2

*Tideymans Carpets Introduction/The Spillage That Wasn't (Tideymans)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0071.htm Spies/Pigeons] (6th Control & Tony)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0108.htm Trick or Treat] (Tideymans)
*Play It Again, Sam
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0080.htm Major Donaldson]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0076.htm Dammit 2] (3rd John & Peter) (Tideymans)
*"Improvised" Sketch/ [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0098.htm First Lines] (Tideymans)

Episode 3

* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0105.htm Swearing]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0106.htm Witness]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0083.htm Over to You]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0093.htm Jewellry]
*Hugh's Girlfriends
*Mystery Objects
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0072.htm Society]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0099.htm Dammit 4] (4th John & Peter)
*Bottom Fondling

Episode 4

*"Big" Introduction
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0067.htm Dinner With Digby]
*Returning suits
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0096.htm Hard Man's Record] (1st Alan)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0075.htm Small Talk]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0117.htm Dammit Lavatories] (5th John & Peter)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0111.htm The Robert Robinsons]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0094.htm Spies/Telescope] (7th Control & Tony)
*Stephen and Hugh become big/"A Bit of Little & Large"

Episode 5

*MBE Introduction
*This is Dominic Appleguard
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0079.htm Rhodes Boysons]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0101.htm Amputated Genitals]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0115.htm The Cause] (1st Jack & Freddy/Neddy) (3rd Gordon & Stuart)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0116.htm Where Eagles Dare]

Episode 6

* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0092.htm Satire/Tribute] ("Where is the Lid?" song)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0103.htm Yellow Pages]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0100.htm Beauty and Ideas] (Continued from Series One's "Language Conversation")
*Anarchy
*Dammit Church (6th John & Peter)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0069.htm First Kiss]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0097.htm Borrowing A Fiver Off]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0110.htm Spies/Firing] (8th Control & Tony)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0073.htm Introducing My Grandfather To...]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0113.htm A Vision of Britain]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0086.htm Wrong Directions] (follows the end credits)

Series three (1992)

Episode 1

* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0120.htm A Word, Timothy]
*Very Upset
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0121.htm Love Me Tender] (song)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0122.htm Milk Pot]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0123.htm The Department]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0124.htm Stephen's Song] (song)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0125.htm Psychiatrists]
*Cocktail Ending: Whiskey Thunder

Episode 2

* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0126.htm Condom Quickie]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0127.htm Embassy]
*Ampersands
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0128.htm Duel]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0129.htm Ass-Kickers' Song] (song)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0130.htm Petrol Attendants]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0131.htm Jobs]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0132.htm European Deal]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0133.htm Cocktail Ending 1] : A Slow Snog with a Distant Relative

Episode 3

* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0134.htm We Haven't Met]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0135.htm Names]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0136.htm The Other Department]
*Hey Jude (song) (Although it is intact on the Region 2 DVD, this sketch/song was NOT included on the Region 1 release, probably due to rights restrictions)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0137.htm The Day I Forgot My Legs]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0138.htm Firing]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0139.htm Question of Sport]
*Balloon-o!
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0140.htm Shoe Shop]
*Cocktail Ending: Everything in the Till and No Sudden Moves

Episode 4

* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0141.htm Get Well Card]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0142.htm "Photocopying My Genitals With ..."]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0143.htm My Ass]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0144.htm My Ass Critique]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0145.htm News Report]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0146.htm Patriotism]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0147.htm AA]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0148.htm Marmalade]
*Too Long, Johnny (song)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0149.htm The Red Hat of Patferrick]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0162.htm Cocktail Ending 2] : A Mug of Horlicks

Episode 5

* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0150.htm Balls]
*Soup or Broth
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0151.htm Mental Health]
*World Sport: Bushwallyta
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0152.htm Spaghetti]
*Aromusician
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0153.htm Countdown to Hell]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0154.htm The New Cause] (2nd Jack & Freddy/Neddy)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0155.htm Neddy PM] (3rd Jack & Freddy/Neddy)
*Cocktail Ending: Beef Goulash

Episode 6

* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0156.htm My Dear Boy]
*Joke Shop
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0157.htm Horrormen]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0158.htm Tahitian Kitchen]
*My Favourite Pants
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0159.htm Devil's Music] (The Bishop and the Warlord)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0161.htm Flying a Light Aircraft with ...]
*Cocktail Ending: Berliner Credit Sequence

Series four (1995)

Episode 1

Guests: John Bird, Jane Booker

Sketches:
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0165.htm Grey and Hopeless]
*Guests Introduction
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0168.htm Blame]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0169.htm Charter]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits1/fal0059.htm Jane's Poem] (NOTE: Script appeared in first script book as Stephen's Poem, but the poem is the same, except the line about his wife dying is changed to Jane's grandfather being murdered.)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0167.htm Smell]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0210.htm All We Gotta' Do] (song; Laurie performed this song when he hosted "Saturday Night Live" in 2006)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0170.htm Channel Changer]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0172.htm Wonderful Life]
*Cocktail Ending: Golden Meteorite

Episode 2

Guests: Fiona Gillies, Kevin McNally

Sketches:
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0173.htm Dog Hamper]
*Hugh's Bandage
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0174.htm Child Abuse]
*Guests Introduction
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0178.htm Going for Gold]
*Steffi is an Angel (song)
*Lovers' Helper
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0180.htm Fascion]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0177.htm Avenger]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0181.htm Operational Criteria]
*Cocktail Ending: Long, Confident Suck

Episode 3

Guests: Imelda Staunton, Clive Mantle

Sketches:
*Vox Pops
*Guests Introduction
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0186.htm Barman]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0192.htm Interruptus]
*Little Girl (song)
*Making Tea
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0189.htm For Some Reason Angry]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0191.htm Don't Be Dirty]
*Cocktail Ending: South Seas Vulvic Wart

Episode 4

Guests: Caroline Quentin, Patrick Barlow

Sketches:
*Good Evening
*Guests Introduction
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0193.htm Soccer School]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0204.htm Dalliard: Models]
*Hugh Interviewing Guests
*Be Nice (song)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0195.htm Head Gardener]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0198.htm Gelliant Gutfright] ("Flowers For Wendy")
*Cocktail Ending: A Quick One With You, Stephen

Episode 5

*Guests: Phyllida Law, Stephen Moore

Sketches:
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0205.htm Oprah Winfrey]
*Guests Introduction
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0199.htm Grand Prix]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0200.htm Tribunal]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0196.htm Red and Shiny]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0202.htm Pooch]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0203.htm Disgusting]
*Wasps
*Cocktail Ending: Swinging Ballsack

Episode 6

Guests: None

Sketches:
*Stolen Money
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0175.htm Young Tory of the Year]
*Variety
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0179.htm Gossiping Heads]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0209.htm Death Threat]
*What I Mind (Misunderstood) (Song)
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0201.htm Honda]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0183.htm The Duke of Northampton]
*Cocktail Ending: Silver Prostate

Episode 7

Guests: Janine Duvitski, Robert Daws

Sketches:
*Guests Introduction
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0206.htm Religianto]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0207.htm Consent]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0188.htm Sophisticated Song (song)]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0211.htm Fast Monologue]
*Telephone Alert
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0208.htm Truancy]
* [http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits4/fal0214.htm Cocktail Ending: A Modern Britain]