Gymkata

Infobox Film
name = Gymkata


caption = "Gymkata" poster
imdb_id = 0089243
amg_id = 1:21207
director = Robert Clouse
writer = Charles Robert Carner,
Dan Tyler Moore (story)
starring = Kurt Thomas
Tetchie Agbayani
Richard Norton
cinematography = Godfrey A. Godar
editing = Robert A. Ferretti
producer = Rebecca Poole,
Fred Weintraub
distributor = Metro-Goldwyn Mayer
released = 1985
runtime = 90 min.
language = English
music = Alfi Kabiljo

"Gymkata" is a 1985 film filmed in Yugoslaviacite web |date=2007 |url = http://www.badmovieplanet.com/inferno/archives/gymkata.html|title = GYMKATA (1985)|format = HTML |publisher = badmovieplanet| accessdate = 2007-12-22 | last=TREVOR MOSES! |quote=] and starring Kurt Thomas as Jonathan Cabot, an Olympic gymnast who combines his gymnastic ability with ninjutsu to enter a deadly competition in a fictional country, "Parmistan". It is based on the novel "The Terrible Game" (1957) by Dan Tyler Moore. The film has developed a minor cult following as an unintentional comedy for its dubious premise, poor production quality and low budget. "Maxim" lists the film as the 17th "Worst Movie of All Time".cite web |date= Maxim, Jul 2002 |url = http://www.maximonline.com/articles/index.aspx?a_id=4706|title = The 50 Worst Movies of All Time |format = HTML |publisher = Maxim| accessdate = 2007-12-22 | last= |quote=17. Gymkata (’85)If you need a covert operative to work in a hostile environment that just happens to be littered with gymnastics equipment, Johnathan Cabot is your man. U.S. gymnast Kurt Thomas plays Cabot, who fights for America’s right to build a missile base in tiny Parmistan. On the plus side, the cinematographer helps make diminutive Thomas look human-size.] Due to the sensitive nature of the film it was banned in Finland in 1986 so as to not offend the USSR.Fact|date=May 2008

Plot

Jonathan Cabot (Thomas) is approached by the Special Intelligence Agency (SIA) to play "the Game". The Game is an athletic competition in the fictional country of Parmistan, a tiny mountain nation which is supposedly located in the Hindu Kush mountain range. Parmistan forces all foreigners to play the Game, which is basically an endurance race with obstacles, all the while being chased by local Parmistan warriors. If a person wins, then they are granted their life and a wish. The SIA wants Cabot to win the game so that he can use his wish to install a US satellite monitoring station, which could monitor all satellites in space and act as an early warning system in case of nuclear attack. Cabot is told that the system could save millions of lives. As an extra incentive, Cabot is also told that his father (who went missing) was actually a SIA operative who was sent to play the game but was never heard from again.

After a training period with martial arts teacher, Japanese guru, and a beautiful Parmistan princess named Princess Rubali (Tetchie Agbayani) he is deemed ready and sent to Turkey for infiltration into Parmistan.

While in Turkey, he is attacked by terrorist agents who kidnap Princess Rubali. Jonathan Cabot quickly raids the terrorist training center and, using his "gymkata" fighting style that combined gymnastics with karate, disables dozens of terrorists before rescuing the Princess and returning to the sulfur warehouse where he is staying. However, when he returns he finds out that his handler has betrayed him to the enemy. Luckily, the "special intelligence agency" arrives in the nick of time to save him.

Finally, Cabot and Rubali use a raft to float down the river into Parmistan where they are promptly seized by Parmistan warriors and, after a fight, Cabot is knocked out. When Cabot wakes up, he is in the King's palace and is greeted by other players of the Game who also have arrived to play it. While waiting for the Game to start, Cabot learns from the Princess that the King's right hand man and manager of the Game, Commander Zamir, is actually planning a coup against the King and an attempt to sell the satellite rights to the enemy. Zamir also intends to marry Princess Rubali.

With all this in mind, Cabot starts the Game but soon learns that Zamir won't play fair, and constantly breaks the strict rules of the Game in order to kill Cabot. Meanwhile the King's forces have been overpowered by Zamir's private army in the coup attempt which the King is tricked into believing is a set of security measures for his protection.

Fighting many obstacles, Cabot is the only player left in the game and is about to be killed by crazed villagers when he is saved by a Parmistan warrior who turns out to be Cabot's father. His father explains that while playing the game he fell and disabled his arm, but was allowed by Parmistan warriors to live. As the two are catching up, Zamir fires an arrow into Cabot's father, who in a hushed voice tells Cabot to go on and win the race. Cabot races off, chased by Zamir's army. He is able to make his horse jump a gorge and gets away while only Zamir is brave enough to follow. Seeing that only Zamir won't let him get away, Cabot decides to take him on and after a prolonged fight Cabot's gymkata skills allow him to defeat Zamir.

Meanwhile, Princess Rubali finally convinces the King that Zamir is plotting to overthrow the monarchy. Using their combined fighting skills, the Princess and the King attack Zamir's men before encouraging the citizens of Parmistan to rise up and seize the rest. As the crowd takes down Zamir's army someone cries out that a contestant is approaching the finish line. As everyone runs to see who made it, Princess Rubali is thrilled to see that Cabot is riding in on a horse, leading his arrow-punctured but still alive father on another horse. The crowd seizes on the champion and as the movie ends, the audience is informed that in 1985 the first satellite monitoring station was installed.

DVD release

After winning an Internet poll conducted by Warner Bros. and Amazon.com during the month of June 2006, the film was released to DVD on January 30 2007.cite web |date=2006|url = http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/browse/-/165670011/104-5918734-0898333|title = An Interview with Warner Home Video's George Feltenstein|format = HTML |publisher = Amazon.com| accessdate = 2007-12-22 | last=George Feltenstein |quote=The one film on here that particularly surprised me Ahh that is was to be selected to be in the promotion was the film Gymkata with Kurt Thomas the Olympic gymnast which was an MGM film from 1985. And I know there is a big cult following for that movie because films that necessarily were not box office blockbusters when they were released eventually gain like followings among kids as they would watch them on HBO throughout the 80s and 90s and suddenly there is you know fierce demand for these relative obscure films and they end performing very well when they do get released on DVD.]

References

External links

*imdb title|id=0089243|title=Gymkata
* [http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/gymkata Review of Gymkata with animated screenshots] at I-Mockery
* [http://www.badmovieplanet.com/inferno/archives/gymkata.html Review of "Gymkata"] at BadMoviePlanet.com