Twisted Christmas

Infobox Album
Name = Twisted Christmas
Type = studio
Artist = Bob Rivers


Released = 1988
Recorded = 1987
Genre = Comedy/Holiday
Length =
Label = Critique Records
Producer =
Reviews =
Last album =
This album = Twisted Christmas
Next album = I Am Santa Claus

:"For the similarly named Twisted Sister album, see A Twisted Christmas"

"Twisted Christmas" is a humorous Christmas album recorded by Bob Rivers and his Comedy Corp.

Track listing

# The Twelve Pains of Christmas (3:36)
#* Parody of "The Twelve Days of Christmas." Sung as a normal Christmas carol.
# The Chimney Song (2:06)
#* Original song.
# We Wish You Weren't Living With Us (0:44)
#* Parody of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas." Sung as a normal Christmas carol.
# Wreck the Malls (2:02)
#* Parody of "Deck the Halls" performed as glam metal.
# A Visit From St. Nicholson (4:30)
#* Parody of "A Visit from St. Nicholas" by Clement Clark Moore, with actor Jack Nicholson instead of St. Nicholas.
# O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads (1:23)
#* Parody of "O Come All Ye Faithful." Sung as a normal Christmas carol.
# I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out On Parole) (3:06)
#* Original song, in the country music format.
# The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen" (1:33)
#* Parody of "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen." Sung by an all-male a cappella chorus.
# Foreigners (2:07)
#* Parody of "Angels We Have Heard on High."
# Joy to the World (1:22)
#* Hard rock instrumental version of traditional song.
# A Message From the King (2:18)
#* Spoken word piece by Elvis Presley impersonator.