Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em

Infobox Simpsons episode
episode_name = Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em


image_caption = Homer eats while Marge does the real work.
episode_no = 381
prod_code = HABF20
airdate = September 24, 2006
show runner = Al Jean
writer = Matt Warburton
director = Mike B. Anderson
Ralph Sosa
guest_star =
blackboard =
couch_gag = The couch is replaced by a vending machine filled with various characters; Ralph Wiggum selects a Homer figurine and eats his head.cite web|url=http://www.thefutoncritic.com/listings.aspx?id=20070329fox16|title=The Simpsons: "Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em"|accessdate=2008-05-25|publisher=The Futon Critic]
season = 18

"Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em" is the third episode "The Simpsons"’ eighteenth season and first aired September 24, 2006. After buying a series of carpenter books, Homer refuses to actually build anything, prompting Marge to become a carpenter. But as many residents in Springfield don't want a female carpenter, Marge decides she would use Homer as a front, while she would be doing the real work. It was written by Matt Warburton and double-directed by Mike B. Anderson and Ralph Sosa. In its original run, the episode received 9.72 million viewers. [http://www.simpsonschannel.com/news/monthly-archive-9-2006.html Simpsons Channel ratings: "Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em"] ]

Plot

On a trip to the extremely poor Springfield Mall, very similar to the Dixie Square Mall Homer happens across the Time Life Carpenter's Library, and Marge encourages him to buy them. Homer's interest in carpentry fades, and Marge decides to use them herself to fix up the house, starting with her broken nightstand. She begins to learn more and more about carpentry and Lisa suggests to Marge that she try to earn some money as a handyman, thus opening up 'Simpsons Carpentry'. However, potential clients (Chalmers, Krusty) turn her down, dismissing the idea of a woman carpenter. Commenting on how people expect carpenters male, Marge develops a plan. She uses Homer as a front to the customers, while Marge, hiding in an accompanied red tool chest, does the all of the work as Homer rests in the tool box. Meanwhile, a note is sent out from the school, informing parents that someone at the school has a peanut allergy so peanuts will no longer be allowed on school premises. An indignant Bart claims it to be unfair not to disclose the identity of the "kid," but he soon discovers the "kid" is actually Principal Skinner. With this newfound knowledge, and with the assistance of a peanut on a stick, Bart is able to abuse Skinner by making him do a number of humiliating activities.

While business is going great, Marge becomes a bit discouraged by Helen Lovejoy and Lindsay Naegle when she is out buying supplies, who berate her for being Homer's "helper". That night, Marge tells Homer that she feels he is taking too much credit and wishes she would get some recognition for the work. Homer, however, does not want to be humiliated by revealing his wife did everything. After an incident in which Homer mocks Marge's carpentry skills with Lenny and Carl, Marge becomes enraged and quits, leaving Homer alone to do his biggest commission yet: repairing Springfield's old wooden roller coaster, "The Zoominator". Homer tries to fake his way through being a foreman in front of his newly hired construction crew, but they eventually abandon him when he reveals he can not pay them nor knows anything about construction. Late one night, Skinner searches through medical records of Bart. He finds out that Bart is allergic to shrimp. The next day, Skinner counters Bart's peanut stick with his own: a shrimp on a stick. Bart and Skinner clash with their respective “sticks,” eventually leading them into into a Thai food factory in the "Little Bangkok" section of town. They battle over a rickety catwalk, until it gives way, plunging them both into a vat of peanut shrimp, setting off both of their sensitive allergies.

The big reopening day arrives, and Homer stands in front of a crowd gathered to witness the unveiling of the refurbished roller coaster. Marge has a video camera at the ready, so she can catch Homer being exposed as a fraud on tape. When revealed, the crowd is in awe at the seemingly repaired roller coaster, but with a hit from Homer's popped cork from his champagne, the coaster collapses, becoming as rundown as it had been before. Still not wanting to admit the truth, Homer proves the coaster is safe by riding it himself, even though there are large gaps in the track. Acting quickly, Marge repairs each broken piece just before Homer's cart runs over it. While riding, Homer announces to the crowd that Marge did all the handy work. The crowd applauds as the coaster comes to a stop at the beginning, and just as Marge is about to tell Homer that she loves him, the entire roller coaster structure comes crashing down on top, injuring Homer. At the hospital, Marge visits Homer, who is immobilized in a full body cast. Bart and Skinner rest in their respective hospital beds in the same room as Homer, and the two proceed to throw shrimp and peanuts at each other to set off their respective allergies again.

Reception

In its original run, the episode received 9.72 million viewers. [http://www.simpsonschannel.com/news/monthly-archive-9-2006.html Simpsons Channel ratings: "Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em"] ] Dan Iverson of IGN calls it a brilliant episode; despite the fact the Simpsons have tunneled down a similar storyline, he quotes they've done better in making this plot unique. He gives it a final rating of 7.5/10, better than the previous episodes. [http://tv.ign.com/articles/735/735064p1.html IGN: "Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em Review] ] Adam Finley of TV Squad, like Iverson, enjoyed the episode's secondary plot with Bart vs. Skinner. [ [http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/09/25/the-simpsons-please-homer-dont-hammer-em/ TVSQUAD: "Please Homer, Do't Hammer 'Em"] ] There are plenty of homosexual references in the show: "little Bangkok", Skinner says "I've had enough of you putting your nuts in my face" followed by "now you will get my shrimp". At the beginning as Homer is watching the TV, there is a pileup in a car race and all the names of the drivers that crash have some sort of sexual connotation.

Cultural references

*The title of the episode is a reference to MC Hammer's album, "Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em". [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0858310/movieconnections Cultural references for "Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em"] ]
*When Bart and Skinner visit The Andriod Dungeon, a model of the Enterprise can be seen.
*The premise of this episode references the 1980s U.S. television series "Remington Steele", in which a woman uses a man as a front to make her services more marketable. The writers acknowledge the source of the premise by including a fictitious "Remington Steele" video game in the background when Bart is shown playing in the mall's video arcade.
*Marge constructs a sign in the front yard "The Simpsons" ©20th Century Fox, breaking the fourth wall.
*The legendary video game, Polybius, is referenced when Bart is playing "Triangle Wars".
*Homer's "I Do All The Work" T-shirt image is in the style of Soviet propaganda and inspirational art honoring workers.
*While Bart is forcing Skinner to do various humiliating tasks, Beat On the Brat by The Ramones plays.
*Bart and Principal Skinner's stick fight is a parody of the final battle scene in and uses the same music, Duel of the Fates by John Williams.
*When Homer builds Lenny's windmill, the two of them along with Carl sing "We Will Rock You".

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