Post Historic Monsters

Infobox Album
Name = Post Historic Monsters
Type = Album
Longtype =
Artist = Carter USM


Released = September 1993
Recorded =
Genre = Alternative Dance Alternative rock
Length =
Label = Chrysalis Records (UK) Capitol (US)
Producer =
Reviews = * Allmusic Rating|3|5 [http://allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:gjfpxqtgldte link]
Last album = "1992 - The Love Album" (1992)
This album = "Post Historic Monsters" (1993)
Next album = "Starry Eyed And Bollock Naked" (1994)

Post Historic Monsters is an album by British electronic rock artists Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine. It reached #5 on the UK Charts becoming the bands second highest album after "1992 - The Love Album" which reached #1.

Track Listing

# "2 Million Years B.C." - 0:40
# "The Music That Nobody Likes" - 4:27
# "Mid Day Crisis" - 3:55
# "Cheer Up, It Might Never Happen" - 4:05
# "Stuff the Jubilee!" - 3:54
# "A Bachelor for Baden-Powell" - 3:55
# "Spoilsports Personality of the Year" - 5:03
# "Suicide Isn't Painless" - 1:18
# "Being Here" - 2:04
# "Evil" - 2:50
# "Sing Fat Lady Sing" - 3:34
# "Travis" - 3:03
# "Lean on Me I Won't Fall Over" - 3:40
# "Lenny and Terence" - 3:55
# "Under the Thumb and Over the Moon" - 3:43

The above listing shows the UK tracks; the USA album version included a different mix of "Lenny and Terence", plus the B-side "Commercial Fucking Suicide, Pt. 1"