The Weasels

The Weasels [http://www.theweasels.com] are a rock band based in Albany, New York. The group has been active in either studio or live incarnations since the mid-1980s and includes three long-standing core members: Doctor Fun (vocals, saxophones, keyboards, Onoyodel), Roy Weasell (electric and acoustic guitars, vocals, keyboards, trombone, roto-vibe, mandolin) and Chris Graf (keyboards, vocals, bass guitar, samples, E-flat horn, trumpet, musique concrete, gadgets). Over the years the band has rounded out its live and recorded output with a revolving cast of keyboardists, guitarists, bassists and drummers.

The Weasels have released five albums since their inception and have played approximately 40 live shows, which have come to be regarded as significant events in the regional musical community. They have been compared in print most often to Frank Zappa’s Mothers of Invention and Steely Dan, based on their melodic jazz and blues based music, elaborate horn and vocal arrangements, open-ended and suspended compositional style, exceptionally high recording standards, and highly intelligent use of sardonic, sarcastic, historic, political and scatological themes in their lyrics.

Early History

The group was founded when Fun responded to a newspaper advertisement placed by Graf and Weasell, who were attempting to find a keyboard and saxophone player for a planned live band. For the first few years of their existence, however, the founding Weasels remained firmly home-bound, writing and recording tracks that would later appear on the discs "Meat the Weasels Volume I: Fondue Cabaret" and "GenerationXcrement."

In 1992, The Weasels submitted a tape to the then-annual "Metroland" [http://www.metroland.net] Ear Jam contest, and were selected as one of four finalists, despite the fact that no live version of the band existed. They quickly assembled and rehearsed a stage presentation of their material, and won generally positive audience and critical reviews for their performance, despite losing the contest to a defunct industrial metal band.

Meat the Weasels Volume 1: Fondue Cabaret

Inspired by the response to their Ear Jam performance, the expanded band polished their basement tapes and released "Meat the Weasels: Volume 1, Fondue Cabaret" in 1993. In addition to Fun, Weasell and Graf, this record featured Jonathan Cohen [http://www.erftones.com/jon.html] (bass guitar and slide whistle, sometimes billed as Jonny Weasel), Rocky Petrocelli (drums) and David Maynard (guitar). Maynard had once been a member of the New York Rubber Rock Band, whose 1975 single "Disco Lucy" [http://www.disco-funk.com/n/NEW_YORK.HTM] was named "Worst Single of the Year" by Billboard Magazine.

The Weasels continued to perform live in support of their early material, though with continued instability in the drummer’s seat, which was occupied at various times in their early years by Petrocelli, Jordan Cohen (later of Powerman 5000 and Blue Man Group), Dave King, Doug Klein, Dan Roberts, Steve Scoons, Dave Berger and Steve Candlen, with the latter two emerging as drummers of choice for their middle recording period. The album’s opening cut, “Let the Killing Begin,” is the first in a series of Weasels songs about notorious killers, in this case Henry Lee Lucas. It incorporates a tongue-in-cheek adaptation of the soliloquy from the Doors’ “The End”.

"Meat the Weasels Volume I: Fondue Cabaret" included the following songs:

# “Let the Killing Begin”
# “Amway Man”
# “Red Meat”
# “Might As Well Try You” (Sometimes listed as “Might As Well Try Ewe”)
# “Plastic Plant”
# “Dancing On Your Grave”
# “Have A Nice Day”
# “Never Been to Jersey”
# “Maybe You’re Dead”
# “Put Your Finger in My Brain”
# “When the Fat Lady Sings”
# “Little Town Ashtray Disaster”

Leon’s Mystical Head

In 1995, with a new collection of songs under their belts, the Weasels undertook their first formal studio experience, executing a blitzkrieg four day recording session at New Music Studios with production and engineering support from Ted Malia, who has also worked with R.E.M., Bobby Brown and many others. Maynard, Candlen and Cohen returned to perform with Weasell, Fun and Graf on the New Music sessions.

These initial sessions were creatively fruitful, yet tense from an interpersonal standpoint. Cohen left the group in the aftermath and was replaced by Alan "Annie" Okey for a subsequent two day session at New Music. Okey appears on two tracks from the resulting album, "Leon’s Mystical Head" (a title inspired by a Firesign Theatre sketch). “Catbox” Joe Dragone (saxophone) and Kevin Hendrick (trumpet) also guest on the record, which features prominent use of found sounds and samples, courtesy Graf. Live shows from this period often featured “Weasel Vision,” a multimedia visual presentation created and presented by artists Michael Oatman [http://tang.skidmore.edu/tagword/639/] and John J.A. Jannone [http://www.johnjajannone.net/] .

"Leon’s Mystical Head" featured “Paging Larry Storch,” the first installment of The Larry Trilogy, based on a Weasels theory that the purest essence of contemporary American comedy was to be found in the film and television work of Larry Fine, Larry Hovis and Larry Storch. The Notorious Killer Series continues with “A Fish,” which is about infamous cannibal Albert Fish. In July 2006, "Bar-B-Q Baby" was selected for broadcast on Doctor Demento's internationally syndicated radio show.

As a result of the emotional and financial burdens that were inflicted by "Leon’s Mystical Head," it was decided that all subsequent Weasels albums would be recorded and engineered under the direct supervision of the band, with Graf taking a prominent creative role in the increasingly elaborate productions of Fun and Weasell’s compositions.

"Leon’s Mystical Head" included the following songs:

# “Leon’s Mystical Head”
# “A Fish”
# “Bulldoze the Moon”
# “Klaus Barbie and Ken”
# “Bang My Head”
# “Poor Blind Sheehan”
# “Bitch Is All Business”
# “Paging Larry Storch”
# “Bar-B-Q Baby”
# “Murder of Crow”
# “Ahab”
# “The Short Song” (a hidden track)

Uranus Or Bust

The next Weasels album, "Uranus or Bust", was three years in the making. Behind striking cover art by Oatman, Fun (billed as Racer Fun), Weasell (billed as Chairman Wow) and Graf (now Sir Mixalot of Ice-T) offered 16 new compositions (one hidden) produced and engineered at Graf’s Big Saucy Sound Studio. Berger, Maynard and Okey returned to the band, and were joined by keyboardist Adrian Cohen [http://www.adriancohen.com/] , brother of Weasel emeriti Jonathan and Jordan. Jonathan Cohen (bass) guests on "Uranus," as do drummers Candlen, Petrocelli and Larry Levine, Amy Abdou (violin), Rena Graf (vocals), Mike Pauley (bass) and “some Russian friend of Candlen’s” (voices).

Two of "Uranus"’ songs were commissioned as part of multimedia art installations created by Oatman. “Hall of Pain” (about this album’s representative Notorious Killer, nineteenth-century Troy, New York’s Andress Hall) was composed as part of “Awful Disclosures: The Life and Confessions of Andress Hall,” [http://www.worldcatlibraries.org/wcpa/top3mset/dbef436fa5cfe639a19afeb4da09e526.html] while “Monument Road” appeared in conjunction with “Henry Perkins and the Eugenics Survey of Vermont.” Maynard composed the music for one song on the album, “Dumber Than Me,” while the Larry Trilogy continues with “Ou Est Monsieur Crane?”, which was also performed live by the Clown Punchers, a side project featuring Weasell and Mike Goudreau, VH1 staff writer for such programs as "I Love the '80s" and "Before They Were Rock Stars". In May 2006, "Mr. Yamamoto" (a.k.a. "Jimmy's Talking Pants") was selected for broadcast on Doctor Demento's internationally syndicated radio show.

"Uranus or Bust" included the following songs:

# “Harvey Loped Along”
# “Something Wicked”
# “Onan Spilled His Seed”
# “Small Engine Repair”
# “MacNeice”
# “Alison Wonderbread”
# “Ou Est Monsieur Crane?”
# “Monument Road”
# “Lemons”
# “A Million Vacations”
# “Dumber Than Me”
# “Crogolin Grange”
# “Jimmy’s Talking Pants” (sometimes listed as “Mr. Yamamoto”)
# “Hale-Bopp (Recorded Live at the Village Gate, NYC, November 23, 1961)”
# “Hall of Pain”
# “Rachel” (a hidden track)

GenerationXcrement

Originally conceived as the bonus disc for a planned four-record box set retrospective, "GenerationXcrement" was released in 2000 and provided an assortment of alternate takes and unreleased tracks from the group’s first decade, including some of the earliest “basement tapes” from their pre-live incarnations. On October 28, 2000, the band played what has since proven to be their last live show at Valentine’s Music Hall [http://www.valentinesalbany.com/] in Albany to support this disc’s release. Fun and Weasell were joined onstage by Jonathan Cohen (bass, who had returned to replace Okey after "Uranus" was completed), drummer Scott Appicelli and hired hands Steve Watson (keyboards) and Nathaniel Ward (guitar). Graf no longer performed onstage with the Weasels, but provided sound mix and supplements from the engineer’s booth.

"GenerationXcrement" featured performers from throughout the band’s history, including the following musicians not credited elsewhere in their recorded canon: Mike Sheehan (keyboards), Andy Manion (guitar) and Mary Panza (voice). The album included the following songs:

# "Man On the Moon”
# “Fluffy Wuffy Bunnies”
# “Billy Boy”
# “Let the Killing Begin”
# "Have A Nice Day”
# “Old Spot Old Stain”
# “Amway Man”
# “Gawdzilla”
# “A Fish”
# “Fat Lady Sings”
# “Part On the Square” (written for an art installation by Oatman, and sometimes listed as "Hard On the Square")
# “Generation Excrement”

Axis of Weasel

Like the Beatles after "Revolver", XTC after "English Settlement" and Steely Dan after "Pretzel Logic" (but before their 1990s renaissance), the Weasels have existed as a studio-based creative entity alone since 2000, freed from the burdens and pressures associated with live performance of their music.

The first fruits of this era in the band’s history saw light in January 2006, when "Axis of Weasel" was released. Produced and engineered by Graf at Big Saucy Sound, the album’s 12 songs feature Fun, Weasell, Graf, Jonathan Cohen (bass and Chapman Stick), Adrian Cohen (keyboards), Appicelli (drums), and new guitarist Matt Pirog, formerly of Caged Monkey and also a member of Jonathan Cohen’s Erftones [http://www.erftones.com/] and the Burners UK. Guests on the record include stalwart guitarist Maynard on lead and slide, Rena Graf and Mike Pauley (backing vocals), Dud Hennessey (mouth harp), Nathaniel Ward (guitar) and J. Eric Smith [http://www.jericsmith.com] (theremin).

"Axis of Weasel" was originally titled "It Takes A Village to Raise a Village Idiot" and is referenced as such in news articles and reviews from this period. The Larry Trilogy concludes here, a decade after it began, with closing track “Everything’s Fine.” Although it appears that no Infamous Killers explicitly appear on this record, the songs “Under a Cheddar Moon” and “Where Cheese Is King” continue a new and refreshing Weasel obsession: dairy and seafood products from Vermont, a story line that had been launched with “Rachel,” the hidden track from "Uranus Or Bust." And speaking of seafood, album opener “Hey Joey Doyle” takes film masterpiece "On the Waterfront" as its launching point. An edit from “Dirtnap” was broadcast nationally in January 2006 as part of National Public Radio’s “A Word to the Wise” segment, dealing with coffins, caskets and undertakers.

"Axis of Weasel" includes the following tracks:

# "Hey Joey Doyle”
# “Where Cheese Is King”
# “Flergen, A Swede”
# “Suckling”
# “Transparent”
# “Whither Goest the Waitress”
# “1973”
# “Officer Gerbils”
# "Cosmic Rays”
# “Under A Cheddar Moon”
# “Dirtnap”
# “Everything’s Fine”

Recent Works

In spring 2006, a new Weasels song called "Little Big Man" was featured in "Model Citizens", an exhibition and series of documentary videos spanning four Northeast communities and featuring the work of over 25 model makers and curated as part of the Public Art/Moving Site Project; the show also involved longtime Weasels collaborator Michael Oatman. "Little Big Man" featured Fun, Graf, Weasell and Pirog from the "Axis of Weasel" band, joined by returning "Leon/Uranus" bassist Alan Okey and Al Kash, an internationally recognized veteran drummer whose first recordings were with Australian band, Blackfeather on their 1971 album "At the Mountains of Madness". Kash also played drums in Florida for Tiger Tiger, a Miccosukee Indian band in the 1970s before returning to the Albany area to form regional '80s new wave legends Fear of Strangers (originally known as the Units), a band that also featured Aimee Mann collaborator Todd Nelson (guitar), with whom Kash currently plays in the Rumdummies.

Additional Resources

The Weasels' Official Website: [http://www.theweasels.com]