- A. P. Herbert
Sir Alan Patrick Herbert, CH (usually writing as A. P. Herbert or A.P.H.) (24 September 1890 – 11 November 1971) was an English humorist,
novelist, playwrightand law reformactivist. He was Member of Parliamentfor Oxford University for 15 years, five of which he combined with service in the Royal Navy.
He was born in
Ashtead, Surrey, to Patrick Herbert, a civil servant, and Beatrice Herbert, née Selwyn [Beatrice was the daughter of Sir Charles Jasper Selwyn, a Lord of Appeal, the brother of Bishop George Selwyn] . His mother died at an early age.
Education and public career
He was educated at
Winchester Collegeand New College, Oxford, obtaining a first class honours degree in jurisprudence. He was called to the barin 1918, but never practised.
He was sent to
Newfoundland and Labradorin 1943 with Derrick Gunstonand Charles Ammon as part of a Parliamentary Commissionto investigate the future of the dominion, and supported the cause of independence over confederation as a result.
He served in the
Royal Navyduring the First World War. He survived Gallipoliand was mentioned in dispatches. He drew on that experience for his novel The Secret Battle, published in 1919. During the Second World War, in addition to his parliamentary duties he served in the Royal Navyon patrol-boats in the Thames. He may have been the first serving Member of Parliament to serve in the Royal Navy without being an officer: he was Petty OfficerHerbert from 1940 to 1945.
He was knighted in 1945 in
Winston Churchill's Resignation Honours. [LondonGazette|issue=37227|supp=yes|startpage=4183|endpage=4184|date=14 August 1945|accessdate=2008-02-27] "The Times" noted "his individual niche in the parliamentary temple as the doughty vindicator of the private member's rights, including not least the right to legislate." ["The Times", 14 August 1945, p5. ]
Reforming the laws
Throughout his career he lobbied for reform of several laws that he felt to be outdated, including those on
A popular topic of his was the remarkably complex British licensing laws of the time, and in 1935, as a protest, he was the first person to lay a criminal information against the House of Commons for selling alcohol without a licence. [R. v. Graham-Campbell; Ex parte Herbert,  1 K.B. 594] (The High Court ruled that it was exempt through
maiden speechon his second day in the House, he declared rashly that he planned to introduce the Matrimonial Causes Bill, to reform divorce, and that he would have it passed before that Parliament was over. It was passed, somewhat strengthened by the House of Lords, in 1938 as the Matrimonial Causes Act 1937. This allowed divorce without requiring proof of adultery. He also advocated reform of the gambling laws and the repeal of the entertainments tax, among other causes.
His humorous writing appeared often in "
Punch magazine", where the work for which he is best remembered – his series of "Misleading Cases in the Common Law" – was first published. These were satirical pieces, in the form of " law reports" or " judgments", on various aspects of the British legal and judicial system. They often had a sharp political point beneath their satire, and tied into his personal crusades against obsolescent legislation. Many of them featured the exploits of Albert Haddock, a tireless and veteran litigant. (Herbert often referred to himself as "A.P. Haddock" in " Punch magazine" skits, whether or not these had a courtroom setting.)
Although entirely fictional, they are often quoted admiringly and with full knowledge in actual judicial decisions, and are also the subject of academic research. [" [http://tarlton.law.utexas.edu/lpop/etext/jmlc/sweeney31.htm#1 Rumpelheimer v. Haddock: Port to Port] ", "by Joseph C. Sweeney, e-text at University of Texas."]
Due to their realism they were on several occasions mistakenly reported by newspapers both in Britain and elsewhere as factual. One of the "cases", supposedly establishing a novel crime of "doing what you like", was sharply criticized by an American
law reviewarticle, whose author failed to note its entire absurdity.
Over his lifetime Herbert published five basic collections of the "Misleading Cases", titled "Misleading Cases in the Common Law", "More Misleading Cases", "Still More Misleading Cases", "Codd's Last Case" and "Bardot M.P.?". Stray cases also appear in his collections of miscellaneous humorous essays, such as "General Cargo". Virtually all the cases were assembled into two omnibus volumes, "Uncommon Law" in 1935 and "More Uncommon Law" in 1982; a shorter selection, "Wigs At Work", appeared in 1966. The
BBCsuccessfully adapted them for televisionas three series of "A P Herbert's Misleading Cases" (1967, 1968 and 1971), with Roy Dotriceas Haddock and Alastair Simas the judge, Mr Justice Swallow.
Novels and other writings
He wrote eight novels, including "The Water Gypsies", "
The Secret Battle", and "Holy Deadlock"; and 15 plays, including the light opera " Tantivy Towers".
In addition to his fiction, Herbert wrote "What a Word!" in 1935, continuing his campaign in "Punch" for better use of English, including a section on 'Plain English' more than a decade ahead of Sir
Ernest Gowers' more celebrated work. Characteristically, Herbert uses humour to make his serious points about good writing.
He was the author of the lyrics of the patriotic song "
Song of Liberty", set in 1940 to the music of Edward Elgar's Pomp and Circumstance March No. 4.
In 1967, Herbert published "Sundials Old and New - or, Fun with the Sun"; a book describing in detail his long facination with, and experiments in sundial technology. In the book, he describes all manner of sundials, and recounts many of his experiments in designing and building a number of different models, including a few that could be used to tell your position on the earth as well as the local time.
In 1970 Herbert published "A.P.H.", "His Life and Times", dedicated to "My dear wife, for our 56th anniversary"
Herbert loved the
River Thames. He lived beside it at Hammersmith, West London. He was a Conservator (a member of the Thames Conservancy Board) and a Freeman of the Company of River Thames Watermen and Lightermen. In 1966 he wrote "The Thames" ( Weidenfeld & Nicolson) in which he explored the "machinery" of the river in all its aspects.
References by other authors
In his 1957 article "Over Seventy", lamenting the decline of the humorist,
P. G. Wodehousewrote: "I want to see an A. P. Herbert on every street corner, an Alex Atkinsonin every local."
The title of Alexandra Fuller's 2001 memoir "Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight, An African Childhood" is taken from a Herbert quote, "Don't let's go to the dogs tonight, for Mother will be there."
*Reginald Pound, 'Herbert, Sir Alan Patrick (1890–1971)', rev. Katherine Mullin, "Oxford Dictionary of National Biography", Oxford University Press, 2004; online edn, May 2005 [http://www.oxforddnb.com/view/article/31222, accessed 25 August 2006 ]
*"Independent Member"- A.P. Herbert, October 1970 (ISBN 0-09308-880-9)
*"Sundials Old and New" A.P. Herbert, 1967 Methuen & Co Ltd
* [http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,822222,00.html "Time" profile, 1952]
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