- Bat Boy
Bat Boy is a fictional creature who made several appearances in the defunct
supermarket tabloid "Weekly World News ". "The Weekly World News" published patently fabricated stories which were purported to be factual. Within the pages of the paper, Bat Boy is described as a creature who is 'half human and half bat'. His pursuers, according to "Weekly World News" are scientists andUnited States government officials; he is frequently captured, then later makes a daring escape.Bat Boy was created by former Weekly World News Editor Dick Kulpa. He debuted as a cover story on June 23, 1992. The original front-page photo of Bat Boy, showing his grotesque screaming face, was the second-best selling issue in the tabloid's history, and he has since evolved into a pop-culture icon. The story of Bat Boy was turned into an acclaimed off-Broadway musical, Bat Boy: The Musical.
Fictional Biography
According to Weekly World News, Bat Boy has a chaotic sense of
morality . He has been said to steal cars but also to come to the aid of the needy. According to themythos , the only person who cares about thechiropteran child is Dr. Ron Dillon, who discovered him in aWest Virginia cave (Lost World Caverns ). At the time of capture, he was two feet tall and weighed nineteen pounds. By February 2001, he was 2' 6". In 2004, he was five feet tall and his weight was unknown.He sheds his wings every three years, and regenerates a new pair. [Weekly World News: Five things you don't know about Bat Boy!,
10 December 2002 ] On27 February 2001 , he allegedly attacked a fifth-grader in anOrlando, Florida , park. The girl was nearly ripped to shreds. [Weekly World News: BATBOY ATTACKS GIRL, 10!,27 February 2001 ] The next day, he endorsed presidential candidateAl Gore . [Weekly World News: BATBOY ENDORSES GORE,28 February 2001 ]On
14 August 2003 , he announced he was running in the California gubernatorial election. [Weekly World News: BATBOY ANNOUNCES RUN FOR CALIFORNIA GOVERNORSHIP!,14 August 2003 ]In October 2005, it was revealed that a boy was saving his money for plastic surgery such that he would then resemble Bat Boy. [Weekly World News: KID SAVING UP FOR PLASTIC SURGERY -- TO LOOK LIKE BAT BOY!,
14 October 2005 ]In October 2006, Bat Boy was captured on film riding on top of a New York City subway car. Bat Boy was said to be living in the subway system's tunnels during this time. This story was converted into a "documentary" video on the Weekly World News web site. [Weekly World News: BATBOY SIGHTED IN NYC! [http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/international_videos/2] ]
Fictional Genealogy
According to the "Weekly World News", the discovery of Bat Boy's
family tree on agenealogy chart recently stunned evolutionary scientists who used to think the famedimp was a pitiful, one-of-a-kindmutant - but now believe he belongs to a race of creatures who have interacted with humans for at least 400 years. In the tabloid's account, the chart itself was written onvellum and found in the sameOzark Mountains cave where Dr. Ron Dillon, a biologist, rescued Bat Boy after he was trapped by a falling rock in 1992 (it should be noted, however, that the Ozark Mountains are nowhere nearWest Virginia ).Carbon dating revealed the chart to be over a hundred years old.*Artemis "Pip" Boee ("1591-1622") - Little is known of his life. Arrived in the
New World days after the landing of theMayflower at Plymouth Rock on the lesser known vessel, The June Bug.
*Charles Alexander "Cotton" Boee ("1612-1691") - The son of Artemis, he was a prosperous farmer inMassachusetts .
*John "Little Cotton" Boee ("1658-1722") - The deeply religious firstborn of Charles who was devoted to his wife Rebecca. It is noted that her own birth was hard and long, resulting in slightly enlongated ears.
*Susannah Boee ("1661-1692") - John and Rebecca's daughter; she gave birth to two children, Alexander and David. The townspeople, perhaps frightened by her pointy ears, accused the woman of "consorting with Satan" during theSalem witch trials . She wasburned at the stake ; however, her children were not.
*Alexander Boee ("1679-1769") - the shortest family member on record, standing at twenty-eight inches tall. Remembered for having changed the spelling of his last name to "Boie" ("because he wanted people to think he was French").
*David Boee ("1682-1776") - the younger brother of Alexander Boee. He is revered as the oldest soldier to fight for American independence. Tragically, he was killed the day the British surrendered.
*Catherine Boie ("1735-1815") - Alexander's daughter who was best known for her work withwildlife . She studied animals and kept many unusual species as pets, includingbat s. Her oldest child, Andrew, was fascinated with thenocturnal critters.
*Andrew Jackson Boie ("1785-1866") - Made the study of bats,owl s and other nighttime animals his life's work.
*Rodney Boe ("1787-1869") - Was Catherine's youngest child, an inattentive speller who inadvertently dropped the "i" from the family name. Family friends presume Rodney's poorscholarship was an attempt to focus attention on his smarter siblings, to divert eyes from his short stature, oversized eyes and pointed ears.
*Archibald Boe("1825-1911") - Rodney's firstborn, he left the family's ancestral home in Massachusetts and moved toCalifornia , where people were "more tolerant" of unusual looking people.
*Marcus Boe ("1875-1930") - Eldest son of Archibald, he established himself as respected "bug man" with a successful exterminating business. There were rumors that he didn't use flypaper or traps, but caught them with his mouth.
*Horace "Joe Ears" Boe ("1890-1931") - Archibald's youngest son who left California at age thirteen, hopping an eastbound train toChicago . Horace was shot dead in a shootout with famed federal agentEliot Ness in 1931.
*Margaret Boy ("1910-1983") - Horace's only child. She dropped the "e" from the family name and added a "y" so people wouldn't associate her with hermobster dad. She left Chicago and moved toWest Virginia .
*Herbert Hoover Boy ("1944-1972") - Worked in thecoal mine s of West Virginia as a child of 12, not of financial need, but because he likedcave s and the job.
*Susan Boy ("1954-?") - Herbert Sr.'s daughter. She achieved regional success as a country singer with a persona that has been likened to that of mountain songbirdDolly Parton . Susan's liaisons with an unnamed country legend produced two children: Ruth Carter Cash Boy and "the one they call Bat".
*Ruth Carter Cash Boy ("1972-?") - "a quick learner who was able to quit school after thesixth grade ." It is unclear where she is today.
*Bat Boy ("1982-?") - The brother of Ruth Carter Cash Boy. He is a decoratedU.S. Marine who has confounded the authorities by stealing cars and biting children after serving his country as a "super patriot" on the front lines inAfghanistan andIraq . Elusive and reclusive, where he will pop up next is anybody's guess.Adventures of Batboy
Cartoonist Peter Bagge originally penned the "Adventures of Batboy" for the "Weekly World News". According to the cartoon, Bat Boy is currently hitchhiking with a typical American family after resigning from being thePresident of the United States (and King), has placed "Weekly World News" columnistEd Anger under arrest and saying goodbyes toBeyoncé Knowles , a halfsasquatch (with whom he was romantically involved), and Dr. Ron. According to past issues of WWN, Bat Boy has joined a death metal/thrash metal band as their lead singer.On
2006-01-16 , artistDanielle Corsetto of "Girls with Slingshots " took over forPeter Bagge on the weekly strip."Bat Boy: The Musical"
A musical based on the Bat Boy character premiered at
Tim Robbins 'Actors Gang Theatre onHalloween , 1997 and has since been producedOff-Broadway , inLondon 's West End, and in scores of productions throughout the world. Music and lyrics are by Laurence O'Keefe, with a book byBrian Flemming andKeythe Farley .Cultural references
* In the movie "
Twelve Monkeys ", as James Cole (the protagonist) is escaping from an asylum, a security guard can be seen reading the original Bat Boy issue of the "Weekly World News".References
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11 July 2005 issue of "Weekly World News"
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