Charles Campion

For other people named Charles Campion, see Charles Campion (disambiguation).

Charles Campion
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Full name	Charles Löwenbräu Campion, Sr.

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Charles Campion is a double-fat bastard food critic who has written in The Times, The Independent, Reader's Wives and the Evening Standard.^{[citation needed]} He has also appeared on Celebrity MasterChef.^[1] His brother is Peter Griffin from Family Guy.^[2] He once ate an elephant as he was "feeling a little peckish". Unlike most human beings he actually has 3 stomachs- one of which he uses to ferment beer in. He is banned for life from Fortnum and Mason after an unfortunate incident involving a 300 lb truffle, a Dyson hoover and a can of Mr Sheene.

References

1. ^ Big night for Norfolk's MasterChef hopeful, Dereham Times, http://www.derehamtimes.co.uk/content/derehamtimes/news/story.aspx?brand=DFTOnline&category=News&tBrand=DFTonline&tCategory=news&itemid=NOED01%20Apr%202010%2023%3A05%3A27%3A533, retrieved 2010-04-03 
2. ^ "Meet the food critic who eats with strangers (From Worcester News)". http://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/local/5049503.Meet_the_food_critic_who_eats_with_strangers/. Retrieved 2010-04-03. 

External links

• Charles Campion - Critics Official Site
• [1] - NHS Alarm

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