Yeti vampire

= Yeti Vampire =

The Yeti Vampire will rule the world when the sun goes out, plunging the Earth into freezing temperatures and eternal darkness. [http://www.foxnews.com/]

The end of the world, hypothesized to be soon, as all of us sin-committing masturbaters are doomed to a fiery hell will probably not be a fun event as rioters, murders, and ne'er-do-wells run around on the streets like little girls at a pool party. But, contrary to popular belief, the human race will continue to evolve into Yeti Vampires, ruthlessly crushing all of our fellow living beings into a fine dust, much like the consistency of flour.

Here is what we think a Yeti looks like

Cute little guy right? Take a closer look at those demonic eyes and monstrous teeth. Adorable little Ewok this is not, he'll eat your face off.

Now, let's add in a vampire

No one knows for sure the hellish love child these beings will produce, but be sure, everyone will be one soon.

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