- Robert Rankin
name = Robert Rankin
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birthdate = birth date and age|1949|7|27|df=y
occupation = Writer
nationality = British
period = 1981-present
Robert Fleming Rankin (born
27 July 1949) is a prolific British humorous novelist. Born in Parsons Green, London, he started writing in the late 1970s, and first entered the bestsellers lists with " Snuff Fiction" in 1999. His books are a mix of science fiction, fantasy, the occult, urban legends, running gags, metafiction, steampunkand outrageous characters. According to the (largely fictional) biography printed in some Corgi editions of his books, Rankin refers to his style as 'Far Fetched Fiction' in the hope that bookshops will let him have a section to himself. Many of Rankin's books are bestsellers.
Most of Rankin's books are set in
Brentford, a suburb of Londonwhere the author grew up, and which, in his novels, is usually infested with ancient evil and/or alien conspiracies.
In addition to his novels, Rankin held a position as the Writer in Residence of Brentford's
Watermans Arts Centreduring the 1980s [http://www.watermans.org.uk/about/our_approach/history.html Watermans | About :: Our Approach History ] ] , and organized a regular poetry event there which he claims was the largest in Britain.Fact|date=February 2007 He also has performed on stage with a variety of bands.
Named after Rankin's fixation with the vegetable, there is a fan club called SproutLore who maintain a web site (see external links below) and arrange events, many around Brentford.
The Antipope" (1981) (see also The Brentford Trilogy)
The Brentford Triangle" (1982) (see also The Brentford Trilogy)
East of Ealing" (1984) (see also The Brentford Trilogy)
The Sprouts of Wrath" (1984) (see also The Brentford Trilogy)
The Book of Ultimate Truths" (1993)
Raiders of the Lost Car Park" (1994)
The Greatest Show Off Earth" (1994)
The Most Amazing Man Who Ever Lived" (1995)
The Garden of Unearthly Delights" (1995)
A Dog Called Demolition" (1996)
Nostradamus Ate My Hamster" (1996)
Sprout Mask Replica" (1997)
The Brentford Chainstore Massacre" (1997) (see also The Brentford Trilogy)
The Dance of the Voodoo Handbag" (1998)
Snuff Fiction" (1999)
Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls" (1999) (see also The Brentford Trilogy)
Waiting for Godalming" (2000)
Web Site Story" (2001)
Fandom of the Operator" (2001)
The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse" (2002)
The Witches of Chiswick" (2003)
Knees Up Mother Earth" (2004) (see also The Brentford Trilogy)
The Brightonomicon" (2005) (see also The Brentford Trilogy)
The Toyminator" (2006)
The Da-da-de-da-da Code" (2007)
Recurring characters and running gags
Rankin is known for his seemingly endless use of running gags and characters across most of his novels. The following are some of the more common:
Hugo Rune(Hugo Artemis Solon Saturnicus Reginald Arthur Rune), re-inventor of the ocarina- a somewhat nefarious, but generally well-meaning, self-styled 'Guru's Guru', whose character and appearance is largely extrapolated from that of Aleister Crowley. He typically avoids paying for anything despite his wealth, claiming that he offers the world his genius and it can thus afford to cover his expenses. His works and activities are often referred to or quoted in plots where he doesn't appear as a character. References to him usually mention his faithful and devoted acolyte, Rizla, who rarely appears with Rune when he is in the books in person.
** John Omally and
Jim Pooley- see The Brentford Trilogyfor details of characters from that series. They also make guest appearances in other books, usually any time anyone visits the Flying Swan. [http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1153274 The Antipope@Everything2.com ] ]
** Professor Slocombe - The mysterious guardian of Brentford, the Professor is regarded as an authority on the occult, but there is a great deal of mystery about him. There are constant hints that he is far older than he appears- indeed, one book suggests that he was once
Merlinand another that he was the Count of St Germain- but nothing has ever been expressly stated as to how this can be.
Lazlo Woodbine- Private detective. Always written in the first person even when the rest of the book isn't. Only appears in four different settings- his office where clients meet him, the bar where he talks toot with the barman (Never described as this allows him to be anywhere), an alley where people get killed, and a rooftop for the final showdown with the villain- as supposedly classic detective stories only ever needed four settings. [http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1261367 Lazlo Woodbine@Everything2.com ] ]
Barry the Time Sprout- first appeared in "Armageddon: The Musical", subsequently becomes fused with Lazlo Woodbine's mind (after a stint working with an alternate Elvis Presley), where he acts as his Holy Guardian Sprout. His origin, however, is conflicted; he was either genetically engineered on another planet who watched Earth history as a TV show or is a holy guardian vegetable from God's garden, who had to be used when God ran out of guardian angels due to demand outstripping supply
** Fangio - the barman that 'talks toot' with Lazlo and Rizla, and is inexplicably behind every bar that they end up in. He commonly serves Lazlo Pastrami on Rye.
** Rex Mundi - saviour of the world, formerly married to Christeen – the daughter of God and twin sister of Christ – who had been giving him GBH of the earhole about the need for a cesspit in the back garden in Utopia, now retired and living in the Sherwood area growing quality cannabis.
** Sir John Rimmer - famous paranormal investigator and biographer of Hugo Rune. 7ft tall and famed for his very long beard (a fake). (Sir John and companions are loosely based on the
Forteanwriter John Rimmer and fellow contributors to the paranormal magazine Magonia.)
** Dr. Harney - companion of Sir John Rimmer, Fellow Of The Royal Society and government advisor.
** Danbury Collins - Companion of Sir John Rimmer, the psychic youth, and perpetual masturbator. Often has very useful bad feelings about things. Based on the author and paranormal researcher Andrew Collins.
** Sandy, the sandy-haired barman - Bartender at the Flying Swan, one of three bartenders to often appear.
** Neville, the full time part time barman - Another regular bartender and eventual owner of the Flying Swan.
** Norman Hartnell - Often accompanied by the line "Not to be confused with the other
Norman Hartnell". He runs the corner shop, and is an eccentric inventor, often achieving impossible feats such as perpetual motionand time travel. [ [http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1153667 Norman Hartnell@Everything2.com ] ] He is often noted as constructing many if not all of his contraptions using Meccano.
** Soap Distant - First seen attempting to access the subterranean world he was convinced existed beneath our own. It was hinted that he had in fact tunnelled straight into the canal and was drowned, although it transpired in later books that he had in fact succeeded in living "Below", and as a consequence his skin and hair were completely white when he finally returned to the surface.
** Inspectre Sherringford Hovis, a
Scotland Yarddetective, who appears in several novels. Hovis insists on the unconventional spelling of his rank.
** The lady in the straw hat - often appears in crowd scenes and causes trouble by making bizarre statements, often resulting in large brawls, and described as being barking mad. She has two sons named Malkuth and Shibboleth but her family surname is unpronounceable ("Web Site Story").
**Samuel J. Maggot - a police officer/chief who is often described as having 'a rough one'. Appears in the Armageddon trilogy, the Toyminator and the Witches of Chiswick. However, his description often changes, this includes his skin colour.
** Count Otto Black - Often seen as the "bad guy"
** A casual observer - An inherently anonymous character who is often present in many different scenes throughout Rankins novels, who regularly offers an opinion on the events being described by the narrator.
Brentford- often the setting for most, or at least part of, Rankin's novels.
Mornington Crescent- Home of the Ministry Of Serendipity, a fictional agency whose main activity is to ensure the British Empire rules the globe, via dealings with Alien activity and suchlike.
Skellinton Bay, BrightonA small seaside town occasionally used as a setting (although there was usually a mention of Brentford in the same books).
Penge- A location that is never actually visited, but is constantly referred to by many different characters throughout the novels.
** 'It must be a tradition, or an old charter, or something.'
** Bizarre footnotes - Lazlo Woodbine book titles and nonsensical remakes appear as footnotes in most of Rankin's novels.
** References to whether or not a phrase is going to become a running joke - 'If that's a running joke, it's lost on me.'
** Non-starter running jokes - 'I hope that's not going to become a running gag, it's a pretty crap one'.
** The (M134) General Electric mini-gun. Every character that is about to go into battle expresses a desire for this particular weapon, usually referring to it as "one of those amazing rotary machine guns like the one Blaine had in "Predator"; even a newsreader refers to it in this way. This is put to a stop when Elvis actually knows what it's called. [http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1056286 Running gags in the books of Robert Rankin@Everything2.com ] ]
** Obviously fictitious biographical details about the author himself, though these seem to be absent from more recent novels.
** Author pictures in various poses/modes of attire e.g.
Aleister Crowley, gangster or Pagan priest.
** An affected ignorance of what is going on, often then corrected by the characters. For example, losing track of which character is which in a group, then having the characters introduce themselves to establish that they know, even if he does not.
**The catch-all technobabble explanation of things powered by 'the transperambulation of pseudo-cosmic antimatter'.
**Various characters revealed to be masters of the deadly martial art 'Dimac' (possibly inspired by
Dim Mak), with which a single fingertip can disfigure and dismember the opponent.
**The liberal application of 'stout sticks' or 'knobkerries' in a violent manner. 'stout sticks' is a clever pun referring to the book
At Swim-Two-Birdsby Flann O'Brien.
**"The keeping of the now-legendary low profile"
**"It is a well-known fact to those who know it well..." followed by a statement which may either be a true fact, or something completely absurd
**Explaining things that cannot possibly be true in a plausible way, as when Hugo Rune demonstrated that it is impossible to work eight hours a day, and in fact his calculations proved that no-one ever does any work, as there is not time, or when he pointed out that the population of Earth must be decreasing as you require two parents, four grandparents, and eight great-grandparents just for yourself to exist.
**In some books, someone at some time will produce an "oversized red gingham handkerchief".
**'A vindictive grudge-bearing wee bastard' as a description of Small Dave, the
**People dying in a 'freak accident', always involving two unusual objects.
**References to lyrics of
Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, and others.
**Positively dwarf like possibly Welsh- a gag running through some of his books, used to tell the reader how small that particular person is.
British Fantasy SocietyBest Novel nominee (1997) for "The Brentford Chainstore Massacre"
* "SFX" Best Novel Award Winner (2003) for "The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse"
British Fantasy SocietyBest Novel nominee (2006) for "The Brightonomicon"
* Coventry Inspiration Book Awards (2007) Lost Worlds: for "The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse"
Unlike his contemporary
Terry PratchettRobert has not been embraced by other media to any particular level of success. However, this changed in 2008 when The Brightonomiconwas adapted into a 13 part full-cast audio drama by Hokus Bloke Productions and BBC Audiobooks starring the likes of Andy Serkis, David Warner, Jason Isaacs, Rupert Degas, Mark Wing-Davey, Martin Jarvisand Sarah Douglas. Initially released as a 7 CD boxset and as a digital download, the series has now been re-edited for radio transmission, and Robert's first ever radio series will air on BBC7from 23 Augustto 15 November 2008. Robert has also had his novel The Antipopedramatised for audio, and has also read unabridged versions of many of his novels as audiobooks.
The Brightonomicon- audio drama & radio series ( BBC7)
The Antipope- audio drama & audiobook
The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse- audiobook
The Toyminator- audiobook
* [http://www.sproutlore.com/ Sproutlore - The Now Official Robert Rankin Fan Club]
* [http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/authors/Robert_Rankin.htm Robert Rankin author info]
* [http://www.thebrentfordtriangle.co.uk/ Brentford Triangle Fan Site]
* [http://www.tobysplace.me.uk/rippington.html Rippington!-Apocalypso Fan Site]
* [http://www.brightonomicon.com/ Brightonomicon the Audio Series official website]
* [http://www.britishfantasysociety.org/archive/interviews/rankin1.html Robert Rankin Hallucinated (1999 interview article)]
* [http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbc7 BBC7 - airing The Brightonomicon radio series in Aug, Sept & Nov 2008]
NAME = Rankin, Robert Fleming
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SHORT DESCRIPTION = British author
DATE OF BIRTH =
July 27 1949
PLACE OF BIRTH =
Parsons Green, London
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