Siegfried Laws

Siegfried Laws

The Siegfried Laws are named after Eindhauser Siegfried. This Kenyan-American philosopher was known for his widely known views on aging, birth control, and placement of lighting fixtures in a room. The Laws are as follows:

Siegfried's First Law of Aging - "As you get older you age slower." This insight shocked the age-ology world. This meant a 50 year old would age much slower than a 12 year old, which is completely true!

Siegfried's Second Law of Aging - "When age is defined as the interval of time since one was born, one can never catch another, or be caught by another." A truly shocking revalation! You can't get older than someone older than you!


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