Princess (Flash series)

Princess is a Flash animation series by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of South Park. The story follows a Lhasa Apso dog, whose owner blows a hole through his wife's head with his pent up orgasm.

On December 8, 1999, Daily Variety reported that Trey and Matt were going to produce 39 shorts that were to be 3-5 minutes long. January 2000, the duo announced that no one else could help with the show. Fact|date=December 2007 [cite web | url=http://www.spschat.com/Shocked/Princess.htm | title=Princess | accessdate=2008-02-10]

The animated short was originally produced with Macromedia Flash in 2001 and meant to be showcased on Macromedia's sister-site shockwave.com. Matt Stone and Trey Parker never heard back from shockwave.com after sending in the first two episodescite web | url=http://www.spscriptorium.com/SPinfo/SPStudiosFAQ12.htm | title=South Park Studios FAQ | accessdate=2008-09-10] .

Trey has stated that they'd love to do more episodes if someone wants to distribute it and has encouraged Flash-handy fans to continue the story themselves.

Plot

Princess Hears a Strange Noise

Princess is awakened by a strange squishing sound. It is a man being manually masturbated by his wife (the couple shows similarities to be Stephen and Linda Stotch). She is unsuccessful in bringing him to orgasm because he has taken a large dosage of Viagra. After three hours of sexual activity the woman begins performing fellatio. When the fellatio is unsuccessful he plays a porn movie on the television. When the porn movie is unsuccessful he changes the channel to the Christopher Lowell Television Show and immediately reaches orgasm. The force from the hours of sexual activity causes the semen to fly right through her head, killing her in the process. The episode ends with the semen-covered dog sneezing as the man asks her "What are we going to do?".

Princess Meets Officer Friendly

Later in the morning, as police officers survey the scene, the husband gives information about the crime scene to Officer Friendly, the man in charge of the investigation. Officer Friendly says this is the 18th case of the aforementioned incident since Viagra was introduced to the public. The husband then goes to inform his son, Tommy, about the wife. Meanwhile, a man claiming to be a coroner enters to the house and asks for 10 minutes alone with the body. In reality, he is a necrophiliac, and performs anal sex with the corpse. Princess tries to tell Officer Friendly and his partner (a parody of the television show "Lassie") but they assume the dog is in heat. Princess then enters Tommy's room where the husband unsuccessfully attempts to explain to his son what happened. Princess barks and Tommy thinks the dog is telling him to "see Mommy". The episode ends with Tommy opening his parents' bedroom door to find the necrophiliac engaged in sexual acts with his mother's corpse.

Princess Finds a Red Balloon

This was supposed to have been the third episode of the series, but it was never made.

References

External links

* [http://www.funfreepages.com/flash/princess_episode1.php The Princess, episode 1]
* [http://www.funfreepages.com/flash/princess_episode2.php The Princess, episode 2]