We Two Kings

Infobox Television episode | Title = We Two Kings
Series = Frasier
Season = 10
Episode = 10
Airdate = 10th December 2002
Guests = Dean Cain (Rick)
Writer = Patricia Breen
Director = Jerry Zaks
Prev = Don’t Go Breaking My Heart
Next = Door Jam
Episode list = List of Frasier episodes

"We Two Kings" is the tenth episode of American sitcom "Frasier" season 10.

Cast and characters

Main cast and characters

*Kelsey Grammer – Dr. Frasier Crane
*David Hyde Pierce – Dr. Niles Crane
*John Mahoney – Martin Crane
*Jane Leeves – Daphne Moon
*Peri Gilpin – Roz Doyle

Plot outline

Christmas is approaching, and everyone is in a festive mood. Roz is working at the Mall as "Snowflake", one of Santa’s elves, and actually has her eye on Santa himself, even though she has yet to see him without the costume. Meanwhile, having dispatched Mrs Moon on a cruise, Niles and Daphne invite Frasier and Martin to their place for Christmas. However, Frasier had already been making extensive plans for a family celebration at his flat, and this leads to an argument between the brothers. Martin eventually loses patience with them and decides to work over Christmas. Hating the idea of spending Christmas without their father, Frasier and Niles apologise and organise a surprise for him, but not everything goes according to plan…

Episode Title Cards

*"Merry Christmas, Steve!"

Cultural reference

The episode title is a reference to the Christmas carol "We Three Kings" by John Hopkins.

Memorable Quotations

"Roz encourages Frasier to air his grievances about Christmas:"
Roz: Come on, Frasier, talk to me. Use your words.
Frasier: It’s just so egregious!
Roz: Smaller words.

"In the midst of the argument between Frasier and Niles:"
Niles: Why do you have to make everything so difficult?
Frasier: Excuse me, Niles, but I’ve got news for you: Copernicus called, and "you" are not the centre of the universe!