- Federated Resources
Infobox Television episode
Title = Federated Resources
Series = Robot Chicken
Caption = "Okay! Okay! Fine! I'm sorry. I over-reacted. Sorry, everybody. Sorry... Please. Stop that."
Season = 2
Episode = 2
Airdate =April 9 2006
Production = 205
Writer =Mike Fasolo
Doug Goldstein
Charles Horn
Seth Green
Breckin Meyer
Tom Root
Matthew Senreich
Director = Seth Green
Guests =
Episode list =List of Robot Chicken episodes
Prev =Suck It
Next =Easter Basket "Federated Resources" is the second episode of the second season of
Robot Chicken .List of skits
Naked Dancer
A man dances and sings naked in front of his pets.
Dicks With Time Machines
In the 1st of 4 in the "Dicks With Time Machine" skits, a time-traveler pranks
J. K. Rowling , talking her into not writing about a boy wizard, but instead, writing about a magicalraccoon with anafro who shoots pixie dust from his bung hole.Lion-O Gets Adopted
Lion-O, leader of the
ThunderCats , finds himself on Earth, and becomes a housepet for a little girl. He has problems making the transition, and she returns him to the pound. An old lady adopts him, and gives him similar treatment.Because She Was a Bitch
A teacher asks his students the reasons why he left his wife, and the first answer is "because she was a bitch."
Make the Carpet Match the Drapes
A patient gets his head shaved in a barbershop. The barber removes the patient's smock, revealing he is naked. Now the patient wants to make the carpet match the drapes.
Education Motivation
2 parents, offering a motivation for good grades, explain to their to daughters that the one with the better report card gets the pony, and the other one gets a whipping.
Dicks With Time Machines (Part 2)
This "Dicks with Time Machines" clip features the time-traveler who pranks
Paul Revere into riding his horse into a false-painted cave.Clifford the REALLY Big Red Dog
Clifford the Big Red Dog accidentally destroys the neighborhood and kills a couple of people, and is punished by gettingneutered .Evel Knievel's Greatest Stunt Ever
An elderly
Evel Knievel fails to complete a jump in hiswheelchair over three elderly ladies standing in a row with their walkers.Dicks With Time Machines (Part 3)
This "Dicks with Time Machines" clip features the time-traveler pulling a prank on
Moses , having carved into theTen Commandments as #1 "He who smelt it dealt it." Then his followers laugh at him.Swedish Chef's Jaunt
The
Swedish Chef "borks" his way throughNew York City .As he's walking down the street, he sees :
Björk , :Mork,:a ,:a "I love New York " poster ("York!"), :Quark from "",:a poster forThe Monkees ("Tork!"),:a nerd playing "Zork ",:a HotDog Stand ("Pork !"),:and asks for afork , :the vendor hands him aspork ,:but is soon stabbed through the chest by anorc .He then runs home, where his wife asks what took so long, where the Chef, in proper English and with an American accent, goes into a rant and throws everything off the dinner table, saying "Can I have a moment of fucking peace?"
Gulliver's Kinky Travels
Gulliver is tied down by Lilliputian women - and wants them tospank him and call him daddy.Heroes With Time Machines
Adolf Hitler , in German, is ranting. Behind him is a video playback of his military actions in black and white. During a scene with a tank, the video changes to a full-color scene of him withdiarrhea defecating in his bathroom (which apparently has pink tiles in the background), which disgusts the rally crowd into leaving him. He then says "Ahum... hallo?" This ties into the next scene.The final "Dicks with Time Machines" is now "Heroes with Time Machines." The time traveler replaced the videos, making Hitler infamous, and preventing
World War II .Nerf Stairs
A salesman tries to sell
Nerf doors and some Nerf stairs to a man and an abused woman.Corey & Corey Save the World
Corey Haim andCorey Feldman team up to rescueGeorge W. Bush 's daughters in theBrazil ianRain Forest . The Bush girls were at fault for the plane crash, as they were intoxicated and harassed the pilot.While looking for the girls, they get into a bar fight and are saved by fellow
teen idol Screech. After finding the girls, however, they are partying again and don't want to be rescued. The Coreys resort to their one skill, acting, and take the place of the girls. The girls are put into storage in a government warehouse, parodying the ending ofRaiders of the Lost Ark .Cast / Voice actors
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Michael Benyaer -Moses
*Corey Feldman - Himself
*Seth Green - Customer,George W. Bush , Guy, Jenna Bush, Mel E. Kazurowski,Paul Revere ,Adolf Hitler , Samuel "Screech" Powers
*Corey Haim - Himself
*Mila Kunis - Girl, Woman
*Seth MacFarlane - Barber,Lion-O
*Breckin Meyer - Barbara Bush, Man
* Chad Morgan - Emily Elizabeth, Girl, J.K. Rowling, Mother
*Victor Yerrid - Father,Swedish Chef toop!d Monkey
The monkey is about to chop his head off in a
guillotine .References & External links
* [http://www.robotchicken.org/Federated_Resources Robot Chicken Wiki]
* [http://www.adultswim.com/shows/robotchicken/index.html Adult Swim]
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