Useless
101As useful as an ashtray on a surf-board — useless …
102As useful as an ashtray on a water-ski — useless …
103As useful as pockets on a singlet — useless …
104Cannot produce a fart in a licorice factory — useless …
105u/s — Useless …
106Uselessly — Useless Use less, a. Having, or being of, no use; unserviceable; producing no good end; answering no valuable purpose; not advancing the end proposed; unprofitable; ineffectual; as, a useless garment; useless pity. [1913 Webster] Not to sit idle… …
107Uselessness — Useless Use less, a. Having, or being of, no use; unserviceable; producing no good end; answering no valuable purpose; not advancing the end proposed; unprofitable; ineffectual; as, a useless garment; useless pity. [1913 Webster] Not to sit idle… …
108As useful as a fart in a collander — useless (collander is a kitchen strainer) …
109As useful as tits on a bull — useless; unhelpful or incompetent person or thing: He, she or it is about as useful as tits on a bull etc …
110Cannot get a kick in a stampede — useless football player …