Friends in Low Places (novel)

"Friends In Low Places" is Volume II of the novel sequence "Alms for Oblivion" by Simon Raven, published in 1965. It was the second novel to be published in The "Alms for Oblivion" sequence and is the third novel chronologically. The story takes place in and around London in 1959.

Characters, in the order of appearance

Mark Lewson – Con-man and recently widowed. Appeared in The Rich Pay Late.

Angela Tuck – Promiscuous widow of 35. appeared in Fielding Gray and The Rich Pay Late.

Max de Freville – Gambler and prominent member of the high society. Have a platonic relation with Angela Tuck. Appeared in The Sabre Squadron and The Rich Pay Late.

Stratis Lykiadopolous – Greek gambler and friend of de Freville. Have received a highly interesting letter from colleague Jacques de Moulins.

Jacques de Moulins – Gambler. Have gotten hold of a letter from a minister of Lebanon after having seduced the minister’s son. The letter is indicates that part of the British government planned the Suez crisis together with France and Israel.

Alistair Dixon – Retiring MP for the very conservative district Bishop’s Cross. Confident of Rupert Percival.

Rupert Percival – Lawyer and uncle of Leonard Percival. Mentioned in The Sabre Squadron. Have a good insight in politics and is the confident of Alistair Dixon.

Edwin Turbot – Member of the Tories. Father of Patricia and Isobel and soon to be father-in-law of Tom Llewellyn, a fact he grudgingly have accepted. Considers himself as the all-knowing eminence of his party.

Somerset Lloyd-James – Editor with political ambitions. One of the main characters in Fielding Gray and The Rich Pay Late. Old friend of Fielding Gray who he gives a job after his resignation from the army.

Peter Morrison – Former MP who is aiming at a comeback. One of the main characters in Fielding Gray, Sound The Retreat and The Rich Pay Late.

Carton Weir – Leader of the parliamentary group called “Young England.” Homosexual with a very promiscuous lifestyle. Friend of Morrison and Captain Detterling.

Helen, Nick and Jeremy Morrison – Peter Morrison’s’ wife and two sons. Helen appeared in The Rich Pay Late.

Lord Philby – Boss of Somerset Lloyd-James and owner of the Magazine Strix. Appeared earlier in The Rich Pay Late. Have once had the same mistress as Somerset Lloyd-James and at the same time. The Woman in question, Susan Grange, became lady Philby.

Fielding Gray – Former army man and aspiring writer. Protagonist of Fielding Gray and a main character in The Sabre Squadron. Terribly disfigured after a bomb exploded in his face during a mission on Cyprus 1958. Received a decent pension from the army but is now trying to become a writer with the help of his old friend Somerset Lloyd-James.

Tom Llewyllyn – Successful writer. Appeared earlier in The Rich Pay Late.

Gregory Stern – Publisher. Mentioned in Fielding Gray and The Rich Pay Late.

Captain Detterling – Former officer and at present MP. Appeared in Fielding Gray, Sound The Retreat, The Sabre Squadron and The Rich Pay Late. Becomes the partner of his old colleague Fielding Gray when he moves into the world of literature.

Lady Philby – Formerly known as Susan Grange. Was, in order, the mistress of Captain Detterling, Somerset Lloyd-James and Lord Philby before she settled for marriage to the later and starter a quieter life.

Tessie Buttock – Hotel owner who is liberal about what goes on in her establishment. Friend of Tom Llewellyn who she often helped when he was in dire straits.

Patricia Turbot – The youngest daughter of Sir Edwin Turbot and soon-to-be wife of Tom Llewyllyn. Know very little about life.

Isobel Turbot – The oldest daughter of Sir Edwin Turbot. Knows very much about life.

Maisie Malcolm – A very decent prostitute. Gives her services to both Fielding Gray and Somerset Lloyd-James. Very fond of them both.

Lady Canteloupe – The very patient wife of Lord Canteloupe. Appears in Sound The Retreat after she had lost her son in India.

Dowager Canteloupe – The somewhat deaf and senile mother of Lord Canteloupe.

Lord Canteloupe – Sometimes called Marquis. Appeared in Sound The Retreat after he had lost his son in India. Mentioned in The Sabre Squadron. Cousin of Captain Detterling. Drinks to much and seems to be something of a moron though he has made quite a fortune since he turned his manor into an amusement park. Becomes secretary for the development of British Recreational Resources.

Burke Lawrence – Director. Appeared in The Rich Pay Late. Have some kind of odd relationship with Penelope Holbrook.

Penelope Holbrook – Former model and former wife of Jude Holbrook. Appeared in The Rich Pay Late.

Harry Dilkes. Member of the board of Strix. Appeared in The Rich Pay Late.

Roger Constable. Provost of Lancaster College and member of the board of Strix. A man of high moral standing. Appeared in Fielding Gray, The Sabre Squadron and The Rich Pay Late.

Jude Holbrook – Former printer turned blackmailer. Former partner of Donald Salinger. A major character in The Rich Pay Late.

Jonathan Gamp – Entertaining friend of many of the characters. Homosexual. Happens to set fire to the home of Turbots with a cigarette. Appeared also in The Rich Pay Late.

Alfie Schroeder – Decent journalist. Friend of Tom Llewyllyn and best man at his wedding. Appeared also in The Sabre Squadron and The Rich Pay Late.

Donald Salinger – Printer and former partner of Jude Holbrook. A major character in The Rich Pay Late.

Vanessa Salinger – Née Drew. The very promiscuous wife of Donald Salinger. A major character in The Rich Pay Late.

Plot Summary

The story starts in the little town of Fenton (April 1959) where Angela Tucks spends some time with the recently widowed con-man Mark Lewson. Lewson, who’s waiting for some economic gain, steals 40 000 £ from Angela and is trying to his luck at a Casino. After he’s lost almost everything he is rescued by professional player Max de Freville and leaves the casino with 100 000 £. De Freville gives him a proposal. Two of his colleagues, gamblers Stratis Lykiadopolous and Jacques de Freville, have gotten hold of an interesting letter since the latter have seduced the son of a minister of Lebanon.

This letter proves that the British government (or part of it) planned the Suez crisis together with Israel. Since the two men want to protect the minister’s son they’ve hidden the letter. De Freville wants Lewson to steal the letter and he accepts the mission and goes to Venice, where Lykiadopolous lives. During this time, old friends Alistair Dixon and Rupert Percival have a discussion about who is going to succeed the former when he retires as MP for the district Bishop’s Cross. As things turns out, both Peter Morrison and Somerset Lloyd-James are candidates for the title. Fielding Gray, who have, quite literal, lost his face in a bomb explosion and have retired from the army, sees his old friend Somerset Lloyd-James to ask for work. The always Jesuitical Lloyd-James can’t see a reason to refuse and will give his old friend some works in the literary field.

Gray also meets Tom Llewyllyn who have become a successful writer recently. Llewyllyn is soon to be married to Patricia Turbot, the younger daughter of the politician Sir Edwin Turbot. During a party at the Turbot mansion, where lord Canteloupe is drinking rather heavily, Carlton Weir appears to give news about Canteloupe becoming secretary for the development of British Recreational Resources. Many people around the lord thinks this is outrageous since they consider him a moron. Mark Lewson is trying to get hold of the letter and succeeds after the son of the minister gets killed by a bomb in Paris. Lykiadopolous simply gives it to him since he no longer have any reason to hide it. Lewson also frequents director Burke Lawrence, who is pestered by former model Penelope Holbrook. De Freville tells Lewson to “do” something about the letter.

Lloyd-James manages to kick Roger Constable out of the board of Strix on a technical question. He replaces him with Lord Canteloupe. Gregory Stern wants to become publisher for Gray and even print an edited version of his journal, i.e. in more literary form. Gray becomes a lodger at Tessie where Jude Holbrook, who haven’t been seen in years, also takes in. Lewson manages to sell the letter to Lloyd-James and the two of the visits Sir Edward to persuade him to give the party’s support to Lloyd-James. Tom and Patricia marries at midsummer and most of the characters attends the wedding. Grey and Morrison meets for the first time since 1955, Salinger is trying to suck up to the rather drunk Lord Canteloupe and even Sir Edward becomes rather drunk and sentimental. A cigarette causes a fire and the firemen arrives right at the moment when Isobel Turbot and Mark Lewson takes of in a sports car. A fireman is even killed in the tumult.

Lord Canteloupe struggles with a camping he have constructed in his role as secretary and he christens it “Westward Ho!” With the help of Maisie and some torture, Jude Holbrook naps the letter from Lloyd-James. Unknowing of this Sir Edward have made his party to support Lloyd-James. De Freville, plagued by mental problems, gives a last scandalous evening of gambling and later tells his friend Captain Detterling about the letter and the many twists the story have taken. A number of persons are now chasing Isobel and Mark (mostly Mark): a group consisting of Morrison, Detterling and Gray; the team Alfie Schroeder and Tom Llewyllyn and also Carlton Weir who have been sent out by Lloyd-James. Maisie tells Gray about how Holbrook stole the letter from Lloyd-James and after some detective work he finds him hiding at his mothers. Holbrook threatens Gray with acid but the already disfigured Gray isn’t very afraid and overcomes Holbrook. He is now owner of the letter.

At that time, Isobel and Mark takes in at “Westward Ho!” and tries to act like normal campers. By coincidence almost all of the different search parties arrive at the camping at the same time. Right then Mark and Isobel, returning with their car, have an accident and Mark dies. While the friendly Stern is comforting the hysterical Isobel the other argues about what to do with the letter. Lord Canteloupe eventually destroys it. This doesn’t make things easier for Morrison since Sir Edward and the Tories continue to back Lloyd-James, a man they consider easier to handle than the always “moral” Morrison. Toward the end of the book Tom and Patricia can, at last, have their honeymoon while Stern marries Isobel. In the last scene Angela Tuck (again) and Max de Freville is discussing everything that have happened in the story.