- Penelope (SNL)
Penelope is a character on
Saturday Night Live played byKristin Wiig .She has red hair and always wears a red dress. She is always in a room with others and she brags about everything. Another character will mention something and Penelope will attempt to one-up their statement.
The other characters always get annoyed with her and try to avoid her. Eventually one character gets so annoyed that they make up a few lies and brag about them prompting Penelope to one-up all those lies and add a ridiculous lie which she always proves to be true in the end. For exampleQuotes
Situation OneTraffic School Attendee: "Can you tell me when the breaks are going to be, because I have to go pick up my 7-year-old daughter from her piano lesson."
Penelope: "I have to pick up my 6-year-old daughter. So, just one year younger than yours. So, she'll probably live a little bit longer than yours. She's teaching piano. She also teaches horns, computers, guitars and spanish. Sooooooo....
Situation Two
Dinner Party Patron #1: "How's your brother Tom doing?"
Dinner Party Patron #2: "Great, he just finished law school."
Penelope: "I have a brother Tom too who just finished lawschool. So, probably just finished before yours did, in the top of his class. So, he's just a little bit better and a little younger."Appearances
*March 24, 2007:
Peyton Manning /Carrie Underwood
*May 12, 2007:Molly Shannon /Linkin Park
*September 29, 2007:LeBron James /Kanye West
*March 8, 2008:'Amy Adams /Vampire Weekend
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