Peter Barnett

Peter Gerardo Barnett Aguilar is a British born weightlifter and the current British record holder in the Clean and Jerk and Total. He is the first and only adopted marsupial of Maria Elida Barnett. At the age of 14 he took up weightlifting after being forcefully and brutally encouraged by his gymnastics coach, due to the gratuitous amount of energy he received from his live saving operation. He still remains the only recorded marsupial to be able to mentally and physically cope with a body full of electro-lights.

Weightlifting Career

Nicknamed by his peers "Tang Gonghong” of the People's Republic of China, after the lifter who he idolises, he currently holds the British records in weightlifting's light-heavy weight class in the clean and jerk and total. This may seem easy but not when the bar is on fire, and to lift it, you need to first prove your self by traveling in a lift full of sixteen wild koogers. He is one of 5 British Champions who train at the elusive Europa Gym in Erith, Kent. Training is not part time for peter and his fellow champions, he can be found training Monday to Saturday as well as getting strong in the kitchen 8 days a week. It can be said that peter would not have become the pant splitting, bear blasting, ice cream truck of angry bees if it had not been for his PS2 and XBOX 360, and his routine of maintain his beard, respecting women and taming stallions. Snatch is peters least favourite lift and it is true to say that he still does not know how to perform it correctly, Jack N Ralf, fellow champions say it is his proposterone that allows him to do so well.

Fame

He is one of Bexleyheath's most noted celebrities, frequently appearing in the News Shopper’s shop a yob and in the Bexley Times due his acceptance into PRS, the Pantiles Ruffians Squad, where his infamous tag “Arnie” or “wolf” started appearing on public transport and surrounding the walls of the Bexley borough.His record breaking lifts are available to watch on Youtube.

Education

He attended a monopoly of schools. Firstly he went to Belmarsh institute School until he was 10, when he changed at his fathers request to Merton Court which is still a private school; he was moved as his father felt he was not being pushed hard enough. Peter made great friend at Merton Court, his closet being Justin Copeland and Jack Hunt, two peers who peter cxan still be seen with using their fists for everything like art, weddings and helicopter repair maintainance. After doing well in his 11+ he attended Eltham College for 2 years from which he was asked to leave after an incident in a science lesson. however pleased with himself peter was, the biggest blow would be leaving his best friend, Jack "2 names" Oliver.He had passed his 11+ and was offered a place to BETHS Grammar School he attended this institute for 3 years. The first year for peter was strange but he settled in well and became friends with the feamle sex organ Jack Kyte, for thew following year he was accepted into the friendship group and soon turned to a life of "i'm putting in seventy five quid this weekend on booze" life style before being threatened adn beaten by "fat dan" Daniel Martin. From this point on he formed a close bond with one of the most intellegant and mature students Beths had ever seen... Steven Leaton. Together and with other best friends thay played rubgy together and caused much mischeive. the most infamous event would be the conga to the heads office, canoeing in upside down pick nick benches andbeing on report and excluded together 3 out of the 4 weeks in a month. Every month. At GCSE he acheived1 A(*) 6 A's 1 B 3 C's, as a result he was accepted into Dartford Grammar School.

Steven and Peter to this day remain the best friends ever, and both hope that during and after university nothing will ever change their relationship.

He currently attends Dartford Grammar School in Kent.

The Incident

On the 9th of May 2004, after two years of physical and mental torment, Peter "GongHong" broke down in tears. Due to the fact that he was too energetic to contain him self, he vandalised the chemistry apparatus infront of him and manicaly manipulated the ethenol filled bottle into a deadly molotov cocktail. When created, peter threw, using his right hand, the bomb at the bully from whom he had been suffering causing him to become on fire like a aircraft carrier. As a result, Peter was asked to leave. The unnamed bully received second degree burns and was bed ridden and deported back to Kenya.

Rugby career

At the age of 9 he first started playing rugby at Merton Court School and was in the A team regularly. He begun to play rugby at a more serious level when he was 13 after encouragement from his peers and his coach Dr. Thomas from Eltham College; by joining Sidcup Rugby Club where under carefull and skillfull guidence of ian windsor he formed the shoe buying, soil eating, hobbit taking open side flanker that he was. He then joined Beths IV team at the same position as well as Dartfordian RFC.He now occasionally plays for the 1st Team at Dartford Grammar School but is trying to concentrate on his weightlifting career more.

The Operation

Due to the request of peter, the operation involving his appendix will not be discussed.

External links

* [http://www.ynecawla.org.uk/natrecs.htm Links to Record Success]
* [http://www.sportsaid.org.uk/downloads/athletesuccess10.07.pdf Grant from Sportaid]