It's Not Funny

Infobox Album | Name = It's Not Funny
Type = Album
Artist = David Cross


Released = 2004
Recorded = 2004
Genre = Stand-up comedy
Length = 73:06
Label = Sub Pop
Producer = ?
Last album = "Shut Up You Fucking Baby!"
(2002)
This album = "It's Not Funny"
(2004)
Next album =

"It's Not Funny" is David Cross' 2004 stand-up comedy album, released on Sub Pop Records. The track titles, like those on his previous record "Shut Up You Fucking Baby!", have no relevance to the bits Cross does on the album and are instead there to make fun of material performed by other comedians, either on the whole or targeted at specific comedians; e.g. the seventh track is probably a stab at comedians such as Margaret Cho, and track 4 is probably a stab at parody artists like "Weird Al" Yankovic. Cross has said the album's title references children being laughed at by their friends while trying to tell them something important, only to reply, "Come on guys, it's not funny." [http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/features/artistlists/c/cross_david-05/] . Stand Up! Records also released a limited LP edition of 500 for this release, as they had for Shut Up You Fucking Baby!. Like the CD, it also contains a hidden track that plays from the label out to a locked groove. This edition is a single LP, unlike its predecessor.

Track listing

#Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act like Certain Pop Culture References! – 4:51
#Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina and Anus! – 5:10
#A Rapid Series of Comical Noises! – 3:16
#I've Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood! – 3:57
#Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and Thus, Great Sources of Ridicule! – 2:48
#My Child is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said! – 8:38
#My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny! – 13:37
#When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as 'Quirky' but It's Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish! – 6:01
#Pandering to the Locals! – 7:13
#Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me from Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals! – 2:37
#Weathermen Have Become, for the Most Part, Obsolete! – 2:53
#When All is Said and Done, I am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience as I Trot Out the Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since the Mid-Eighties! – 12:51
#*Contains a hidden track after a period of silence with an additional comedy routine about former Creed vocalist Scott Stapp, and awkwardly meeting him on Celebrity Poker Showdown (he says in track 2 he would "rather hear the death rattle of my only child" than listen to Creed.)