The Grasshopper Unit

Infobox Song
Name = The Grasshopper Unit


Type = Hip hop
Artist = Beastie Boys
alt Artist =
Album = Hello Nasty
Published =
Released =
track_no = 13
Recorded =
Genre = Hip hop
Length = 3:01
Writer =
Composer =
Label = Capitol Records
Producer =
Background = #E6E8FA
Tracks =
prev = "Three MCs and One DJ'"
prev_no = 12
next = "Song for Junior"
next_no = 14
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The Grasshopper Unit is the 13th track on the Beastie Boys Album "Hello Nasty."

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The Grasshopper Unit Lyrics:

Dear Alex and MarilynTheyre Lovey and Thurston howellinThe Grasshopper Unit is prowellinAnd Roofus is back home growellinFor all a yall that are dozinOn Hornblower's lederhosenLike Walt Disney he is frozenAnd then the Swiss Hall of Fame he goes inCause when hes out in space carousinPick up my mic and start joustinMy name plate medellionSays never trust a HAL 9000

Cant, Wont, Dont stop rockin to the Rhythm cause I get down cause I

Check the horizontal hold and check the tintAre these three fools back at it againInspector Clouseau and Derek FlintNothin but sparks ignitinCheck two one two mic testinThis one goes out to DechenRise fallen fighters take your stance againDont think too much about the color of skinOrder in vegetarian sharks finTry to keep my life non violentMario Rewind the tape and punch him inLike Chuck D with the where you never been Im in

Cant, Wont, Dont stop rockin to the rhythm cause I get down cause I getI'm a long way from where I've been but I gotta keep movin, movin on

Ooh my my Im really not feeling itOoh my my something's really wrongThe P.A. sound is deafeninBitin MC's Im oustininWith spinach in your teeth you're grinninSo on your way out please take a mintGot the studio to throw a craze inThe basslines Yauch just lays inThis song is the grass you're grazinAdd a little flange and phase inDont get mad cause I'm beguilinIm off the hook so dont bother dialinTheyre gonna put me in the B.I.N. And if I die notify the next of kin

In Australia, the title of this song is "Can't, Won't, Don't Stop."