Robb Wilton

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name = Robb Wilton

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birth_name = Robert Wilton Smith
birth_date = birth date|1881|08|28
birth_place = Everton, Liverpool, Lancashire
death_date = death date and age|1957|05|01|1881|08|28
death_place = London, England
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nationality = British
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Robb Wilton, born Robert Wilton Smith (1881 August 28–1957 May 1) was an English comedian and comic actor who was famous for his filmed monologues in the 1930s and 1940s in which he played incompetent authority figures.

Wilton was born in Everton, Liverpool, and had a dry Lancashire accent which suited his comic persona as a procrastinating and work-shy impediment to the general public. He portrayed the human face of bureaucracy, for example as a policeman who shilly-shallies his way out of acting upon a reported murder by pursuing an absurdly contrarian line of questioning. Wilton, rubbing his face in a world-weary way, would fiddle with his props while his characters blithely and incompetently 'went about their work'.

He has been acknowledged as an influence by fellow Lancashire comedians Ken Dodd and Les Dawson. The film historian Jeffrey Richards has cited him as a key influence for the TV sitcom "Dad's Army" (1968-1977); he made several monologues in the person of a layabout husband who wryly takes part in the Home Guard. His gentle, if pointed, manner of comedy is similar to the wistful adventures of the more famous Walmington-on-Sea platoon.

Wilton's most popular catchphrase, imitated by many a man of advanced years in a late-20th-century bar-room with the right-hand little finger-end nervously in and out of the mouth, was "The day war broke out...". The phrase was taken from his opening routine for radio which was " The day war broke out, my missus said to me,'It's up to you...You've got to stop it'. I said, 'Stop what?'. She said, 'The war'".

Another frequently reconstructed Wilton monologue was the 'fire station sketch', in which a bumbling fire officer takes a call reporting the location of a fire, but is sidetracked into trying to remember where it is instead of taking the details of the conflagration ("Grimshaw St... No, don't tell me... Oh, I could walk straight to it...finishing with the classic line to the long-suffering householder...Can you keep it going 'til we get therer?").

Possibly his best-known character, Mr Muddlecombe, an incompetent J.P., appeared in a number of radio series during the 1930s and 1940s and was known for the phase "You shouldn't have done that!". He would also frequently make the comment: " Ee, what a to-do!".

He appeared in several films from 1934, generally in supporting comic roles. His last film appearance was in the Arthur Askey vehicle "The Love Match" in 1955.

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* [http://www.tvclick.ru/channel/retromusica/15146/ Robb Wilton.The Policeman] Video at TV-Click

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NAME=Wilton, Robb
ALTERNATIVE NAMES=Smith, Robert Wilton
SHORT DESCRIPTION=Comedian
DATE OF BIRTH=1881-08-28
PLACE OF BIRTH=Everton, Liverpool, England
DATE OF DEATH=1957-05-01
PLACE OF DEATH=London, England