- Fisti Cuffs
Fisti Cuffs, is a
Roller Derby Skater fromTucson, Arizona . Once a skater for theTucson Roller Derby Furious Truckstop Waitresses and Tucson Saddletramps, she now skates for theWall Street Traitors based in New York. She is renowned among roller-derby enthusiasts for her elegant appearance and competitive lustor. She skates forGotham Girls Roller Derby [ [http://www.gothamgirlsrollerderby.com/girls/profile.php?player=fisticuffs Gotham Girls Roller Derby | Fisti Cuffs ] ] on the Manhattan Mayhem team [ [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/main.jhtml?xml=/fashion/2008/01/13/st_rollerderby.xml&page=2 It's murder on the skate track] ] .Early life
Fisti Cuffs was born Emily Langmade on September 21, 1983 in the small town of Overgaard, Arizona. She spent her early years traveling the United States in a 1957 Airstream RVFact|date=April 2008. However, on September 29, 1994 Fisti's loving parents, Daniel and Patricia Langmade, passed away in a fluke trailer hitch fiascoFact|date=April 2008, leaving Fisti, only 11 at the time, in care of her younger brother and sister. After years of struggling to provide for her younger siblings, Fisti found sanctuary from the world at the
Monastery of Christ in the Desert inTombstone, Arizona .Today
Fisti's life is currently being compiled into a made-for-TV movieFact|date=April 2008. Her brother's whereabouts are currently unknown after being a user of
opium , and Fisti is using the proceeds from the movie to support her younger sister's ongoing education. She is often seen at variousGotham Girls Roller Derby events.Roller Derby
Fisti Cuffs has been a
derby girl since December 2003, is number 241, and plays both ablocker and ajammer [ [http://www.gothamgirlsrollerderby.com/girls/profile.php?player=fisticuffs Gotham Girls Roller Derby | Fisti Cuffs ] ] . Her last game with Tucson was the 2007 Dust Devil Tournament [ [http://www.azstarnet.com/sn/aznightbuzz/168977 AZNightBuzz.com : You go, (roller derby) girls! ] ] . She has a line of robot dolls designed after her [ [http://www.azstarnet.com/allheadlines/144018 'Bot Girl' creates action figures of Tucson Roller Derby skaters | www.azstarnet.com ] ] .References
External links
* [http://tucsonrollerderby.com/ Tucson Roller Derby]
* [http://www.gothamgirlsrollerderby.com/ Gotham Girls Roller Derby]
* [http://www.yourfakerolex.com/ Official website]
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