If... (comic)

If... (comic)

"If..." is an ongoing political comic strip which appears in the UK newspaper "The Guardian", written and drawn by Steve Bell since its creation in 1982.
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1987. The cast have been forced out of their East London squat by the yuppification of the area, and so ambush Downing Street so one of the penguins (disguised as a plush toy) can defecate upon Margaret Thatcher's head as a protest.]

tyle

"If..." is a sharp and cynical satirisation of British politics and current affairs from a left wing perspective. Suiting both Bell's anarchic artistic style and the paper's political stance, it consists of a short (usually three-panel) daily episode in each Monday to Thursday edition of the paper, with subjects usually covered in these 4-day-long segments. A guest strip appears on Friday, usually The Perry Bible Fellowship. "If..." occasionally utilises wordplay and coarse humour - Bell is fond of using the pejorative British word "wanker" and its euphemistic variants, for example. With the "Guardian"'s move to new presses, "If..." started to appear in full colour in September 2005.

Caricatures

Many of the political and other public figures who are lampooned gain in-joke characteristics, which often build into plot strands of their own. Examples include:

Prime Ministers

* Margaret Thatcher, depicted with a mad, staring eye, a pointed nose, wide neck, big hair and generally masculine features.
* John Major, who began appearing with underpants on the outside of the trousers of his suit, when it was claimed that he tucked his shirt into them. Bell referred to this as "the badge of an essentially crap Superman". (Ironically, this report turned out to have been false, having been made up by Alastair Campbell during his late days on the Daily Mirror [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml=/opinion/2005/02/13/do1310.xml] . Nevertheless, it fitted popular perceptions of Major's naive suburban incompetence so well that many people today still believe it to be true.)
*Tony Blair, depicted with the same mad, staring eye as Margaret Thatcher and a very pointed head which, along with his ears, can be used to make any object (speed cameras, pylons, giant eye, poodle) represent him, playing upon his increasingly authoritarian image.
*Gordon Brown, depicted as a grumpy ruthless Scot and can be used to make any object (bear, snail, lion, Stalin) to represent him.

Leaders of the Opposition

* Neil Kinnock, portrayed as a bald man in a suit spouting an endless stream of incoherent waffle.
* William Hague, portrayed as a squat figure (sometimes a schoolboy) with a very bulbous head like a light bulb or the Mekon.
* Iain Duncan Smith, portrayed as a blank faced zombie
* Michael Howard, portrayed as a vampire owing to comments about his apparent sinister personality by Tory MP Ann Widdecombe and his ancestors being from Romania.
* David Cameron has yet to acquire a distinctive caricature, save for his permanently rosey cheeks and man boobs, though since his comments that there should be limits on immigration into the UK, he has gained a large boot on his right foot, caricaturing immigrants being 'kicked' out of the country.

Other political figures

* Ronald Reagan, whose persona mutated from a bumbling, heavily stage-managed actor into a senile yet dangerous robot with a missile like pointed head, including being deployed in space as a component of the Strategic Defense Initiative.
*George W. Bush as a chimpanzee, ignorant of events around him. Inspired by the film "Bedtime for Bonzo", in which Ronald Reagan appeared with a chimp, Bell greeted Bush's election with a cartoon entitled "Bigtime for Bonzo", depicting Bush as Reagan's chimp. In war themed cartoons, the Bush-chimp sometimes appears dressed as Darth Vader, complete with banana-shaped lightsabre. After the 2006 mid-term election he has been occasionally depicted as a duck with a broken leg and a crutch - a reference to him being a 'lame duck president'.
* Michael Heseltine as Tarzan with a loincloth on, sometimes over his suit.
* John Prescott, as a dog called Market who Blair has had neutered, a reference to Blair's control over the left of the Labour Party.

Recurring characters

There are also numerous characters whose frequency waxes and wanes over time. These characters often have an exaggerated nonsensicality, fitting Bell's style - most obviously their politics, which are sometimes portrayed as hopelessly idealist. They include:
* Reginald Kipling, an everyman figure who served in the Falklands War. Kipling left the Navy on his return to Britain after the war, and spends much of the strip destitute or on the short end of some satirical device, such as being trained to be a High Court judge under a Government unemployment scheme. Reg is a committed socialist, and during the late 1980s, having finally having had his fill of Thatcher's Britain he defected to the Soviet Bloc. Bell made the point of depicting Reg as being much happier there, including starting a family, despite the lower standard of living and human rights.
* The Penguin, who stowed away with Reg's return to the UK from the Falklands. At first, The Penguin mostly served as a vehicle to comment upon the absurdity of human affairs (e.g. "All I care about is fish, matey") and as a sounding board for Reg, but became increasingly politicised. Bell often uses the metaphor of obesity for wealth, and frequently The Penguin becomes overweight and highly materialistic; for example, becoming a stockbroker, running privatised prisons, or running a populist tabloid newspaper similar to Rupert Murdoch's The Sun. The Penguin is also embarrassed by his heritage, coming from a very reactionary family of penguins who live on the Falklands (his actual name is "Prince Philip of Greece Penguin") and who are highly bigoted against albatrosses.Bell seems to prefer The Penguin character the most, and has fun with showing him becoming more reactionary as he ages.Over the course of the strip he has brought in his partner Gloria and fathered several children and grandchildren, including Prudence who, in a reference to mixed race children, had a lovechild with a rat. (The Penguin disapproved but later flippantly revealed he was himself half-albatross when drunk on rum). Occasionally the penguins live on the island of Rockall, where they occasionally set up a socialist commune.
* Chief Constable Gerald "Badger" Courage, a policeman of variable (but normally senior) rank and invariable corruption, and a face that looks like a bottom seen sideways.
* Harry Hardnose, a permanently drunk right wing journalist.
* John The Monkey, a cockney monkey who is highly street-smart and sharp-witted. John usually resides with the Penguins but is more of a free agent, tending to appear in roles The Penguin is unsuitable for (e.g. a benefit fraud investigator or tabloid plant amongst the Royal Family)
* Monsieur l'Artiste, a French artist who is apparently a caricature of Bell himself. He speaks with a strong French accent, which Bell has used to introduce various spoof French words, including "ouanquère" meaning "wanker".
* Numerous other animals including pandas, camels, rats, moles, sheep and cats, depending upon the strip's plot requirements. The camels are used for strips based in the Middle East, the (radioactive) moles and two headed sheep for strips outside Sellafield, the pandas as misunderstood immigrants, and so on. The cats began with a long plot thread starring Bill Clinton's cat Socks and occasionally return as 'fat cat' businessmen. In strips depicting Islamic terrorists and fundamentalists, they are often represented as goats.

External links

* [http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/stevebell/index.html "If..."] on the "Guardian"’s "Comment is free" site (the red-and-grey bar below the cartoon is a scroll bar allowing access to a few older cartoons)
* [http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/stevebell/thestoryofif.html "The history of If..."]
* Book: [http://www.methuen.co.uk/iffiles.html "The If... Files"]
* [http://politics.guardian.co.uk/print/0,,4159546-108042,00.html "If..." screensavers]


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