The Compassionate Society

Infobox UK Television Episode
Title = The Compassionate Society
Series name = Yes Minister


Caption = Episode title card
Series no = 2
Episode = 1
Airdate = 23 February 1981
Writer = Antony Jay
Jonathan Lynn
Producer = Peter Whitmore
Director =
Guests = John Barron
Norman Bird
Stephen Tate
Episode list = List of "Yes Minister" and "Yes, Prime Minister" episodes
Prev = Jobs for the Boys
Next = Doing the Honours

"The Compassionate Society" is the eighth episode of the BBC comedy series "Yes Minister" and was first broadcast 23 February 1981. In this episode, the final ' "Yes Minister" ' is uttered by Bernard Woolley.

Plot

Jim Hacker is en route to work in his ministerial car. His driver, George, turns the radio on: "Yesterday in Parliament" is being broadcast. Hacker listens to himself being given a rough time in the House of Commons over his alleged streamlining of National Health Service bureaucracy. An MP is suggesting that the Minister has been making some creative adjustments to arrive at the reported savings. Hacker denies this and promises an independent inquiry. After the programme, George tells Hacker about St Edward's Hospital. He has heard from the Health Secretary's driver that this is a newly opened facility with 500 administrators and no patients.

At the DAA, Hacker is furious with his Permanent Secretary, Sir Humphrey Appleby. He insists that Sir Humphrey should not have been "juggling with the figures". In reply, the mandarin states that all the Minister requested was a reduction in them — so they were reduced. He in turn chastises the Minister for conceding a full independent inquiry. Despondent, Hacker asks Sir Humphrey if there is any way that the inquiry could be rigged. He is told that this possible, providing that the chairman is "sound", and he suggests for the position a retired civil servant who is hoping for a peerage. As Sir Humphrey leaves, the Minister's Principal Private Secretary, Bernard Woolley arrives. First he has news for Hacker regarding some Cuban political refugees who have been refused entry to the UK. Hacker bluntly responds that the government simply cannot afford them. Bernard then reports on St Edward's Hospital. It was apparently constructed at a time of government cutbacks and consequently, once it had been fully staffed with administrators and ancillary workers, there was no money available for medical services. Hacker decides to take a look at it before the press do.

Meanwhile, Sir Humphrey meets for a drink with Sir Ian Whitchurch, Permanent Secretary at the DHSS. The latter expresses surprise at Hacker's concern over St Edward's: it is bound to have no patients because there aren't any nurses. He argues that one can't set up a hospital and start it running smoothly when there are patients around. He tells Sir Humphrey to inform his minister that this is the "run-in period". However, Sir Humphrey is concerned at the forthcoming independent inquiry and the Minister's likely course of action: he would want to close the place. Sir Ian believes that the unions wouldn't like that — and there is one trade unionist in particular, a militant called Billy Fraser, who could prove useful in that respect.

Back in Hacker's office, the Minister lays into Sir Humphrey over NHS bureaucracy, and reads him some of the more outlandish internal memos that have been brought to his attention. He also states that in the last decade, the number of administrators has grown by 40,000 while the quantity of beds has decreased by 60,000. This amounts to an increase in expenditure of £1.5 billion. The Permanent Secretary then launches into a vigorous defence of St Edward's Hospital and attempts to justify its existence. Hacker is exasperated and demands that Sir Humphrey sacks most of its staff and uses the savings to re-open wards in other hospitals.

Later, Sir Humphrey meets with Brian Baker, a union leader who can see no reason to fight Hacker's proposal. However, he is eventually convinced that if there were an effective case put by the ancillary workers — and their action was to spread — then the civil servants could be saved as well.

Hacker visits St Edward's Hospital and Billy Fraser is among the welcoming committee. After a brief tour, the Minister insists that 300 staff must go. Fraser protests and threatens a strike, but Hacker is unworried and tells him to go ahead.

Back at his office, the Minister is enjoying a drink with Bernard and is self-congratulatory over the outcome of his hospital visit. However, the TV news brings a shock: all of London's hospitals are to be subject to industrial action. Sir Humphrey then enters with even more bad news: the independent inquiry into the DAA is about to provide an unfavourable report. However, the inquiry's chairman is also involved with the Refugee Resettlement Committee and may reconsider if the Minister is prepared to look again at the case of the Cubans and admit 1,000 of them into the country. He quickly decides to house them in St Edward's Hospital and reinstate its workers, thus killing two birds with one stone.

Cast

Real-world issues

Although it was written from the imaginations of Lynn and Jay, they later discovered that "there were six such hospitals (or very large empty wings of hospitals) exactly as we had described them in our episode, notably one in Cambridgeshire in which there was only one patient: the Matron (head of nursing staff) who had fallen over some scaffolding and broken her leg."cite web |title=Yes Minister Questions & Answers |work=Jonathan Lynn Official Website |url=http://www.jonathanlynn.com/tv/yes_minister_series/yes_minister_qa.htm |accessdate=2007-09-06 ]

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