Three Sheets

infobox television
show_name = Three Sheets
format = Travel Show, Alcohol-Related Customs
runtime = aprox. 30m
starring = Zane Lamprey
country = USA
network = MOJO HD
first_aired = June 18, 2006
last_aired = present
last_aired = Present
num_episodes = 33
website = http://mojohd.com/mojoseries/threesheets/
imdb_id = 0818464|

"Three Sheets" is an international travelogue/pub-crawl television series on MOJO HD in the United States. "Three Sheets," which is a humorous trip through different drinks and drinking cultures around the world, the third season wrapped up on July 10th, 2008. The series features comedian Zane Lamprey who travels world-wide and engages in local alcohol-related customs. In each episode, Lamprey eats the local food, which is followed by learning about the customs and libations of that area and then experiences the local hangover cure. The series is produced by Screaming Flea Productions.

Format

Each episode begins with an overview of the places Zane will visit on his trip to the location that is the topic of the episode. Typically over the course of the episode, Zane will introduce different local alcoholic beverages and frequently spend some time with either a bar tender or alcohol-maker to learn more about the drink. Many times when a new term or idea is introduced a note will pop on the screen to provide further information or help with pronunciation.

There are a number of recurring segments and gags that are unique to the show. For one, a voice over feature called the professor will come on to introduce an in-depth history of description of a place or drink. Also, Zane often refers to his drinking buddy, a stuffed monkey named Pleepleus, who appears at random points in the show.

Many episodes feature references to a friend of Zane's from college named Steve McKenna who is noteworthy for his drinking exploits. Zane coined the term Steve McKenna'd which he defines as "To be inebriated to the point where one loses control of their actions. Examples may include drunk dialing, no restraint over bodily functions, streaking, etc." Example "Sorry I hit on your mom last night, I was Steve Mckenna'd."

Recurring characters

Throughout Zane's travels, he meets a number of diverse, and unique characters. During the "NY Pub Crawl", several of these individuals returned to the show. These included:

Steve McKenna: A running gag on the show (see above), Zane's college friend Steve first made an actual appearance during the episode "Three Sheets to Kentucky". During the episode, Steve invented a drink (The Irish American) and ended the episode in typical Steve McKenna fashion.

Logan "The Beer Hunter": Logan travels the world always in search of the greatest brews. His zeal for beer was first documented during the episode "Three Sheets to Belgium" where he met Zane at the Delirium Cafe in Brussels. He had a penchant for stealing Zane's beer. Although it was later stated that Logan is actually a well respected beer reviewer and has a blog which has a large readership.

Jim the Cop: Jim, a New York police officer, ran into Zane in Puerto Rico. He lost a beer chugging contest and returned to the States in shame. He 'contacted MOJO to demand a rematch' to take place in NYC. During the "NYC Pub Crawl", Zane and Jim had a rematch. While the results were considerably closer, he lost again, while spilling a good deal of beer on his shirt. Zane now makes reference to someone who has spilled beer on themselves during the course of chugging a drink as having "Jim the Cop'd". He made a guest appearance during the Las Vegas episode where he wins at celebrity poker, defeating pro player and fellow MOJOHD show host Phil Laak.

Pleepleus the Monkey: Zane's main travel companion, so he does not have to drink alone at times. (Given to him by his wife who appeared in the Las Vegas episode). Zane has said that whenever Pleepleus appears on camera it means he is thinking about his wife Jennifer Roa.

Often the crew will appear on camera usually the sound operations manager "sound guy" as known to the audience, and the shows field producer Christina Kindwall. Often Curtis the cameraman will appear but only as a photo image because of his inability to place himself on camera.

Fellow MOJOHD show host Dave Hill (comedian) has been featured on two episodes of Three Sheets in his outfit and persona for his television show The King of Miami.

Drinking game rules

The show also doubles as a drinking game, introduced in the Costa Rica episode. The rules are as follows:

Rule 1: When Zane drinks, you drink.

Rule 2: The first person to spot Pleepleus the monkey, makes someone else drink.

Rule 3: When Zane mentions his friend, Steve McKenna, everyone drinks.

Rule 4: When Zane or anyone burps, the last person to give the "Good Burp" sign (thumb on your forehead, pinky in the air) drinks.

Rule 5: If you "Jim-The-Cop" (spill your beer while drinking, or chugging) you have to buy someone a drink. If you're watching at home, or a friend's house, make a run to the fridge.

Rule 6: (New Rule for Season Three) If you ever spot Zane holding a drink improperly you can make someone drink. Proper positions are listed with drink types below.

[ [http://forum.mojohd.com/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=44 MOJO HD Three Sheets Drinking Game] ]

"Type of Drinks"

"FOO FOO DRINK This would be a drink that masks the taste of alcohol with the taste of sugar. They are sweet, blended, brightly colored, or have an umbrella in them." In this case, Zane's pinky should be up in the air.

"MAN-GRIP DRINK This is a general drink, like a Beer, Jack & Coke, Vodka Cranberry, where the sweetness doesn't hide the taste of alcohol." In this case, all of Zanes fingers should be in contact with the glass.

"GENTLEMAN'S DRINK (The Frank Sinatra). This is a straight-up spirit, like Bourbon, Scotch, Tequila, or anything else that it not cut (except by water, vermouth, or club soda)." All fingers should be on the glass except for the index finger-- It should be pointing out with confidence

Episodes

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External links

* [http://www.sfpseattle.com/work/three.asp Screaming Flea Productions]
* [http://www.sanpedrosun.net/old/06-251.html Article on Belize Episode]
* [http://www.hulu.com/three-sheets Three Sheets Episodes for Free]

References