Half-Wits Holiday

Infobox Film
name = Half-Wits Holiday


director = Jules White
writer = Zion Myers
starring = Moe Howard
Larry Fine
Curly Howard
Emil Sitka
Vernon Dent
Barbara Slater
Ted Lorch
Symona Boniface
producer = Jules White
distributor = Columbia Pictures
released = January 9, 1947
runtime = 17' 29"
country = USA
language = English
preceded_by = "Three Little Pirates"
followed_by = "Fright Night"
amg_id = 1:150263
imdb_id = 0039444

"Half-Wits Holiday" is the 97th short subject starring American slapstick comedy team the Three Stooges. The trio made a total of 190 shorts for Columbia Pictures between 1934 and 1959.

Plot

In the second Stooge adaptation of "Pygmalion", the trio are repairmen who make a scene in the presence of two psychologists, Professors Quackenbush (Vernon Dent) and Sedletz (Ted Lorch). Quackenbush makes a bet with Sedletz that he can turn the boys into gentlemen through environment. Training is slow and painful for the professor, who pull his hair out in disgust. The Stooges take the opportunity to flirt with the professor's daughter, Lulu (Barbara Slater), while learning table etiquette. Finally, the winner of the wager will be decided by the boys' behavior at a fancy society party.

The party, naturally, goes awry. Curly greets guest Mrs. Smythe-Smythe (Symona Boniface) by kissing her hand, and biting off the diamond in her ring. Realizing this, Moe and Larry take Curly to a secluded area to lecture him, only to find that the kleptomaniac Stooge has swiped a load of silverware as well.

Curly then grabs a pie from a pastry table, and tries to eat it whole. Moe sees this, swipes the pie, and pushes Curly out of the way. Seeing the approaching Mrs. Smythe-Smythe, Moe tosses the pie straight up, resulting in it sticking to the ceiling. Noticing his nervousness and frequent upward glances, she sympathetically comments, "young man, you act as if the Sword of Damocles is hanging over your head." Moe tells Mrs. Smythe-Smythe she must be psychic and leaves. Bewildered, Mrs. Smythe-Smythe says "I wonder what's wrong with that young man?" and looks up to see what had him so concerned. At that moment the pie comes crashing down in the society matron's face. This sparks off a massive pie meelee involving all the guests.

The end of the Curly Howard era

"Half-Wits Holiday" marked the final appearance of Curly Howard as an official member of the slapstick comedy team. During filming on May 6, 1946, Curly suffered a severe stroke and was rushed to a nearby hospital. The superstooge had suffered a series of minor strokes since early 1945, and had become a ticking time bomb ever since.

Curly was actually supposed to be featured prominently in the pie-fight scene, but after Moe found Curly with his head slumped on his shoulder, it was apparent Curly was seriously ill. Moe quietly alerted director Jules White of Curly's unfortunate situation, leading White to quickly rework the scene to be divided between Moe and Larry. Reaction shots from the supporting cast were spliced in more frequently to hide Curly's absence.cite book
last = Okuda
first = Ted
authorlink = Ted Okuda
coauthors = Watz, Edward
title = "The Columbia Comedy Shorts"
publisher = McFarland & Company, Inc., Publishers
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Supporting actor Emil Sitka, who made his debut with the Stooges in "Half-Wits Holiday", remembers:

Even before the day Curly suffered his debilitating stroke, the Stooge had been having problems taking direction from White during the filming "Half-Wits Holiday". Many of the lines intended for Curly were either given to Larry or disposed of altogether. One scene in particular took much longer to film than it should have.

The Stooges are supposed to behave like proper, dignified gentlemen, and communicate fluently to the hoi polloi:
**Larry: "Delighted."
**Moe: "Devastated."
**Curly: "Dilapidated."

**Larry: "Enraptured."
**Moe: "Enchanted."
**Curly: "Embalmed."

White later said, "I had a devil of a time getting that scene. Curly just couldn't get the hang of it. I should have realized then that he was deteriorating even further."

Notes

*"Half-Wits Holiday" is a reworking of 1935's "Hoi Polloi", without the aid of any stock footage. "Half-Wits Holiday" would later be reworked as 1958's "Pies and Guys".
*The untimely absence of Curly from the pie fight would prove to be a blessing in disguise when pie fight footage was needed. The Curly-less footage was recycled in "Pest Man Wins", "Scheming Schemers" and "Pies and Guys".

Quotes

*Professor Quackenbush: "There is definite evidence of vacancy of the cranium."
*Curly: "Gee, thanx!"

*Mrs. Smythe-Smythe: "Young man, you act as if the Sword of Damocles is hanging over your head."
*Moe: "Lady, you must be psychic."

External links

* [http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sword_of_Damocles/ Sword of Damocles]

References

Further reading

*"Moe Howard and the Three Stooges"; by Moe Howard (Citadel Press, 1977).
*"The Complete Three Stooges: The Official Filmography and Three Stooges Companion"; by Jon Solomon (Comedy III Productions, Inc., 2002).
*"The Three Stooges Scrapbook"; by Jeff Lenburg, Joan Howard Maurer, Greg Lenburg (Citadel Press, 1994).
*"The Three Stooges: An Illustrated History, From Amalgamated Morons to American Icons"; by Michael Fleming (Broadway Publishing, 2002).
*"One Fine Stooge: A Frizzy Life in Pictures"; by Steve Cox and Jim Terry (Cumberland House Publishing, 2006).