Schmap'n Schmazz

Infobox Album | Name= Burritos, Inspiration Point, Fork Balloon Sports, Cards In The Spokes, Automatic Biographies, Kites, Kung Fu, Trophies, Banana Peels We've Slipped On, And Egg Shells We've Tippy Toed Over
Type = Album
Artist = Cap'n Jazz


Released = 1994
Recorded = Idful, Chicago, USA
Genre = Punk rock | Emo Length = 31:05
Label = Man With Gun Records
Producer =
Reviews =
Last album =
This album = "Schmap'n Schmazz"
(1994)
Next album = "Analphabetapolothology"
(1998) |

"Burritos, Inspiration Point, Fork Balloon Sports, Cards In The Spokes, Automatic Biographies, Kites, Kung Fu, Trophies, Banana Peels We've Slipped On and Egg Shells We've Tippy Toed Over" is Cap'n Jazz's first and only full-length album, released in 1994 on Man With Gun Records. It is also referred to as the "Schmap'n Schmazz" LP. It is long out of print and extremely difficult to find. There was also a reissue of the vinyl LP licensed by Tiny Superhero records in the UK.

The twelve tracks found on this album are also found on "Analphabetapolothology" - a double CD containing all of Cap'n Jazz's recorded material (except the song "Naïve") - released in 1998 by Jade Tree Records.

Track listing

# "Little League"
# "Oh Messy Life"
# "Puddle Splashers"
# "Flashpoint: Catheter"
# "In The Clear"
# "Yes, I'm Talking to You"
# "Basil's Kite"
# "Bluegrassish"
# "Planet Shhh..."
# "The Sands Have Turned Purple"
# "Precious"
# "¡Qué suerte!"