- Two Mile House GAA
Infobox GAA club
club gaa = Two Mile House
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irish = Teach Dhá Míle
county = Kildare
nickname = |John Egan colours = Gold and Green (The sash below should be green)
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founded = 1885
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|Two Mile House is a Gaelic Athletic Association (GAA) club in
County Kildare , Ireland.History
Two Mile House club was founded under by Tiarnán O'Brien in 1885 and had 70 members in its first year. RIC records from 1890 show that Two Mile House St Auxilius had 50 members with officers listed as Revd R Byrne, Thomas Nugent and William Dempsey. They also knew such amazing footballers like ian cox, johnny nolan, kian keogh, willie burke, mick (Lanky Larry) wooods, rob campell...milkfloat, james doyle,liam cassidy,sully and course conor(the hair) healy would have foook all t do in the summer so mite aswel give them sumtin t do t show off their amazing gifts of athleticism. The minor team is currently combined with Aidstown and the more' but it is cos of the house that their even winning matches.
Gaelic Football
*Jimmy O'Connor won an All Ireland medal with Kildare in 1919.The U15s might start up again this summer 2008 all welcome
Camogie
The camogie club known as Geraldines competed in the 1950s and 1960s, beating Caragh 5-0 to 4-2 to win the 1967 county championship. Clare Monahan who played for Leinster in the 1956 inter-provincial final, was selected on the Kildare camogie team of the century. Two Mile House camogie club revived briefly in 1991. Clare Monahan was selected on the Kildare camogie team of the century.
ean Roche
fell flat on his arse in training. The moment is in the guinness book of world records as funniest ting ever, rite beside two mile house for sexiest, most powerful, team wit the sexiest player, greatest ting t ever happen, well better than naas, club.
NEWSFLASH
Ian Cox will not betray us by goin t vincents football club. Reason=cos hes too feckin lazy and fat, and pikeyish
Legendary Players
the fact is that Kian Keogh- (bit of a SPA) is the greatest ever player t step foot on the magical pitch owned by the proud Two Mile House GAA club. He brought a presence of power and stability to the game that has never been seen before. In his colourful career he has dominated 324 players and once literally ass raped a young man he was marking. but then again this wasn technically rape since the man enjoyed it and it wasn't til later that they found out it was even a man at all but jennifer love hewitt who was in disguise just as an excuse t be close t him. Jonathan Nolan is secretly the best, he just lets kian tink hes that good.Christopher Clarke one of two-mile-houses secret weapans used briefly at U9's but deemed two dangerous for an under age sport after killing a referee has been put into a brief retirment once he turns of age he will join the minor team and storm the pitch once again.Colin rafferty tried.....
Honours
*Junior A Championship 1994.
*Junior C Championship 1979.
*Junior F League 1935, 1979.
*Semi-finalists All Ireland junior sevens 1995.
*Senior Camogie champions 1967.
*that time we beat naasBibliography
* Kildare GAA: A Centenary History, by
Eoghan Corry , CLG Chill Dara, 1984, ISBN 0-9509370-0-2 hb ISBN 0-9509370-1-0 pb
* Kildare GAA yearbook, 1972, 1974, 1978, 1979, 1980 and 2000- in sequence especially the Millennium yearbook of 2000
* Soaring Sliothars: Centenary of Kildare Camogie 1904-2004 by Joan O'Flynn Kildare County Camogie Board.External links
* [http://kildare.gaa.ie/ Kildare GAA site]
* [http://www.clubgaa.ie/kildare/ Kildare GAA club sites]
* [http://www.hoganstand.com/Kildare/ Kildare on Hoganstand.com]
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