Carpe Dementia

Infobox Album |
Name = Carpe Dementia
Type = Album
Artist = The great Luke Ski


Released = Spring 1999
Recorded = 1998-99
Genre = Comedy
Length = 73:46
Label = GNOME Productions
Producer = Daniel Robinson
Reviews =
Last album = "Shadows of the Bunghole"
(1997)
This album = Carpe Dementia
(1999)
Next album = "Forgotten Fishheads Vol. 13"
(2000)

"Carpe Dementia" is the third studio album released by The great Luke Ski in 1999. This is the earliest of Luke's albums to be released as pressed CDs instead of burned CD-R's, and contains new recordings of many tracks from his previous two albums. The album cover is based on the cover of the Insane Clown Posse album "The Great Milenko". A song from that album, "House of Horrors", is parodied as "Rocky Horror".

Track listing

#Fruit Loops 3:01'
#:Parody of "Footloose" by Kenny Loggins
#:A song about breakfast, especially "Froot Loops"
#Insane and the Brain 3:42'
#:Parody of "Insane In The Brain" by Cypress Hill
#:A song about "Animaniacs" stars Pinky and the Brain
#:"This track is the same version that appeared on Luke's earlier album," Fanboys ‘n Da Hood
#Baby Got Brak 4:20'
#:Parody of "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-lot
#:A song about the cast of ""
#Bart Simp Sun 4:33'
#:Parody of "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden
#:A song about Sideshow Bob's obsession with the demise of Bart Simpson
#Cornholio 1:47'
#:Parody of "Macarena" by Los Del Rio
#:A song about Cornholio, the hyperactive alter-ego of Beavis from "Beavis and Butt-head"
#:"New studio recording for this album"
#Hill 2:59'
#:Parody of "Hell" by the Squirrel Nut Zippers
#:A song about the TV show "King of the Hill"
#Kenny Was A Kid From South Park 1:39'
#:Parody of "Jerry Was A Race Car Driver" by Primus
#:A song about the TV show "South Park"
#Macho Man (Oooh Yeah!) 3:09'
#:Parody of "Macho Man" by the Village People
#:A song about professional wrestling, and "Macho Man" Randy Savage in particular
#KramerCostanza 3:23'
#:Parody of "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys
#:A song about the TV show "Seinfeld"
#Titanic Monday 3:00'
#:Parody of "Manic Monday" by The Bangles
#:A song about the movie "Titanic"
#:"Lead vocals provided by Amy Sienkowski"
#Back One Week To The Future 2:46'
#:Parody of "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies
#:A song about the "Back to the Future" movie trilogy
#Rocky Horror 4:26'
#:Parody of "House Of Horror" by the Insane Clown Posse
#:A song about the "Rocky Horror Picture Show"
#Mystery Science Theatre Picture Show 4:39'
#:Parody of "Science Fiction Double Feature" from the "Rocky Horror Picture Show"
#:A song about "Mystery Science Theater 3000"
#:"New studio recording for this album"
#Men In Black (Klaatu Barada Nikto) 3:20'
#:Parody of "Where it's At" by Beck
#:A song about the "Men In Black" series of movies.
#You Might Be A Trekkie 5:10'
#:Spoken-word parody of the stand-up comedy piece "You Might Be A Redneck If…" by Jeff Foxworthy
#:About the current state of fandom
#:"Recorded live at Gencon '98 in Milwaukee, WI, on August 8th, 1998"
#What's Up Spock? (Deep Space '99 Remix) 4:47'
#:Parody of "What's Up Doc? (Can We Rock?)" by Fu-Schnickens with Shaquille O'Neal
#:A song about the first four live-action "Star Trek" TV shows
#Resistance 2:58'
#:Parody of "The Distance" by Cake
#:A song about the events of ""
#:"This track is the same version that appeared on Luke's earlier album," Shadows of the Bunghole
#Star Wars Trilogy Homesick Blues 2:38'
#:Parody of "Subterranean Homesick Blues" by Bob Dylan
#:A song about the first trilogy of "Star Wars" movies
#:"New studio recording for this album"
#Bad, Bad Boba Fett 3:05
#:Parody of "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" by Jim Croce
#:A song centering around Boba Fett from "Star Wars"
#Y.O.D.A. 3:48'
#:Parody of "Y.M.C.A." by the Village People
#:A song about Yoda from "Star Wars" and the training he gives to Luke Skywalker
#:"New studio recording for this album"

The following tracks are hidden. Tracks 21-26 don't contain much more than the title.

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Baa!"'
#Oh, gee, ya think?"'
#Anal!"'
#Hey! Hey! Where'n the Hell is the God damn buffet at?"'
#Heehahoohuh…"'
#Congratulations!"'
#Quite A Man For An 'AL' Fan 3:09'
#:Parody of "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" by The Offspring
#:A song about being a hard-core fan of "Weird Al" Yankovic