You Are All Diseased

Infobox Album |
Name = You Are All Diseased
Type = Album
Artist = George Carlin


Released = May 14, 1999
Recorded = February 6, 1999
Genre = Comedy
Length = 62:13
Label = Eardrum
Producer = George Carlin
Reviews =
* Allmusic Rating|3|5 [http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:4s87gjvr26i9 link] |
Last album = "Back in Town"
(1996)
This album = "You Are All Diseased"
(1999)
Next album = "Complaints and Grievances"
(2001)

"You Are All Diseased" is the title for the 1999 HBO live broadcast stand-up special with comedian George Carlin, recorded on February 6, 1999 at the Beacon Theater in New York City and released on CD in May of that year.

Track listing

#"How's Everybody Doin'" – 0:54
#"Airport Security" – 8:02
#"Fear of Germs" – 5:58
#"Cigars" – 1:39
#"Angels" – 1:10
#"Harley Davidson" – 1:23
#"House of Blues" – 2:00
#"Minority Language" – 2:12
#"Man Stuff" – 5:23
#"Kids and Parents" – 6:51
#"TV Tonight" – 3:53
#"Names" – 4:23
#"Advertising Lullabye" – 2:37
#"American Bullshit" – 2:39
#"Businessmen" – 1:26
#"Religion" – 2:06
#"There is No God" – 8:37

Miscellanea

After the closing credits, the words "Brenda, we miss you" appear under the photograph of Brenda Carlin, his wife of 36 years before her death from liver cancer.

During the "Kids and Parents" skit, Carlin says "This is Mr. Conductor talkin', I know what I'm talkin' about." On Shining Time Station Carlin played the character as well as providing narration for Thomas the Tank Engine, a series within the show.