Mablean Ephriam

Mablean Deloris Ephriam, Esq. (born April 23, 1949) is the former judge on the courtroom series, "Divorce Court". She presided over the show from the beginning of the current version of the show in 1999 until the 2006-2007 season, when she was replaced by former "Power of Attorney" judge Lynn Toler. On Divorce Court, Ephriam was humorous and usually had the audience laughing, with her noticeably quirky voice and shocked reactions, by the ex-couple's outrageous behavior. Since Lynn Toler has replaced Ephriam on Divorce Court, ratings for the court show have since dropped 20% for the 2006-2007 season. [http://www.harmelin.com/images/pdf/hmr/Fall2007Prev.pdf] She made a short appearance in the film adaptation of the play "Diary of a Mad Black Woman", portraying (fittingly) a judge. She also portrayed the same character in the sequel, "Madea's Family Reunion". Her first name is pronounced "may-BLENE," as in the Chuck Berry song "Maybellene."

Ephriam is a native of Hazlehurst, Mississippi. Although she had never actually served as a judge before "Divorce Court", she has had plenty of experience in and knowledge of the law, and she is also a divorcee herself. She started her law career as a correctional officer in the Women's Division of the Federal Bureau of Prisons and worked as a trial attorney for over 20 years. In 1982, she opened her own law practice, dealing mainly with personal injury and family law cases. In 1999, when "Divorce Court" was revived, she was chosen to become the show's presiding judge.

Ephriam's trademark phrase on "Divorce Court" was "Look deep before you leap," advising would-be newlyweds to examine each others' behaviors and attitudes carefully before they decide to marry. While she encouraged her litigants to discuss sensitive issues to get to the heart of what was causing the divorce, she was quick to restore order in her courtroom when things got out of hand, and she scolded her litigants for disrespecting each other, or her, in court.

In March 2006, it was announced that Ephriam would leave "Divorce Court" at the end of the 2005-2006 season (her seventh behind the bench), reportedly because she and the show's producers were unable to come to an agreement on a contract extension. She was replaced by Judge Lynn Toler, a former judge from Cleveland Heights, Ohio, who formerly presided over the short-lived syndicated courtroom TV show "Power of Attorney."

Ephriam also appeared on the first season of Celebrity Fit Club where she went from 208 lbs to 183, losing 25 lbs, 12% of her body weight. Ephriam revealed to VH1 that she has kept off all of the weight. She added that her weight goes up and down, but she never exceeds 183.

Quotes (from "Divorce Court")

* "Look deep before you leap, and think about the future!"
* "You sound like a zip-dang fool!"
* "I'm telling you, you "reap" what you "sow"! I'm telling you, it's a law of life! It's real, it works!"
* "I am not about to shut up, and neither is your wife, as long as she is standing there and I am allowing her to talk! You say 'Shut up' one more time, I'm gonna shut "your" behind up and send you straight out that door! You got it?"
* "throwing out a female litigant for cursing:" "Bye-bye! Let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya!"
* "on sexual intercourse as opposed to more important things in a marriage:" "Well, I have never known sex to pay one bill."
* "to a male litigant who called her 'Baby':" "'Baby'?! Do I "look" like your baby? Don't LOOK like your baby, don't SOUND like your baby, NOT your baby, won't BE your baby!"
* "You speak with your lips, not your behind!"
* "Let me tell you like my mother told me - and maybe no one told you this, you're 22 years old. I wouldn't care if he went out in the middle of Broadway in New York City and slept with every woman coming through. That doesn't make you any better of a woman for you to go out and do the same thing! That's your body, that's his body. You each need to have control of your own bodies and learn to love yourselves enough!"
* "while calculating a man's child support payments": Mablean: "There's nothin' left."
Male Witness: "Exactly."
Mablean: "Don't you "exactly" me! That's your doggone problem, not mine!"
* "to a man who proclaimed himself the "king" of his household:" "In this courtroom, I'm the king, I'm the queen, I'm the prince, I'm the princess, I'm all of that."
* "I wish I could pass a law that said nobody could have any children until somebody with some sense gave 'em permission! This is ridiculous! You guys are playing games with these kids' lives!"
* "to a man who openly admitted sleeping with several women:" "So in other words, you were out there spreading disease."
* "What is your problem that you can't understand 'Close your mouth'? I'm not having a conversation with you!"
* Mablean: "When was the last time you had sex with him?"
Female Witness: "With him?"
Mablean: "That was my question - not with me."
* "You can't have it your way all the time! This is life; this ain't Burger King!"
* "Instead of thinking with your "heads", you got caught up by the middle parts of your bodies!"
* "Don't let your mouth write a check that your behind ain't willing to cash."
* "Do you know, or have you read, about AIDS? You guys don't think this stuff is real, you all don't believe it, the way you keep changing sex partners like you're just turning on a faucet and letting the water come out?!! I want you to go to an AIDS hospice, all of you. I want you to go in there and see with your own eyes, and talk to the men and women in there, especially the men who were playin' around and the women who were playin' around like you all are doin' with your bodies, and ask them. They'll tell you that this is where it gets you. It's real, you guys! It's real!!!"
* "Now I'm gettin' ready to tell you some things your mama should have told you a long time ago, or maybe she told you, but you didn't bother to listen..."
* "There's more to life than sex; there's more to your body than producing babies; you have more to offer the world than having children."