How Long's a Tear Take to Dry?

Infobox Single
Name = How Long's A Tear Take To Dry?


Artist = The Beautiful South
from Album = Quench
Released = 1999(UK)
Format = CD single
Recorded =
Genre = Rock
Length = 3:20
Label =
Producer =
Chart position =

• 12UK

Reviews =

Last single = "Dumb"
1999
This single = "How Long's A Tear Take To Dry"
(1999)
Next single = "The Table"
1999
"How Long's A Tear Take To Dry?" is a single by British pop group The Beautiful South from their album "Quench". It was written by Paul Heaton and Dave Rotheray. The lyrics, which take the form of a conversation between two reconciling lovers, are noted for a reference to the TARDIS from "Doctor Who". According to the book "Last Orders at the Liars Bar: the Official Story of the Beautiful South", "How Long's A Tear Take To Dry?" was originally to be called "She Bangs the Buns" due to its chord structure reminiscent of Manchester's The Stone Roses.

ingle release

"How Long's A Tear Take To Dry?" reached number 12 in the UK Singles Chart in March 1999. Although not released on vinyl, it was given a dual-CD release in the UK. B-sides included a remix of "How Long's A Tear Take To Dry?" as well as acoustic versions of three other songs: "Perfect 10", "Big Coin", and "Rotterdam". On March 18th, 1999, the band performed "How Long's A Tear Take To Dry?" live on the BBC's music programme, "Top of the Pops".

Video

The video, available on The Beautiful South's compilation DVD "Munch", is a humorous account of The Beautiful South on a world tour. The band is portrayed by cartoon versions of themselves, in a style reminiscent of 1960s-era Hanna-Barbera cartoons, and "Scooby-Doo" in particular. In the commentary track on the "Munch" DVD, Paul Heaton explains that the video was actually produced by Hanna-Barbera.

References

*Pattenden, Mike - "Last Orders at the Liars Bar: the Official Story of the Beautiful South" (ISBN 0-575-06739-X)