- Telegraph Melts
Infobox Album
Name = Telegraph Melts
Type =Album
Artist =Jandek
Released = 1986
Recorded = Unknown
Genre =Garage rock /Punk rock
Length = 43:36
Label =Corwood Industries
Producer = Corwood Industries
Reviews = *"Sound Choice" #6 (favorable) [http://tisue.net/jandek/discog.html#0750 link]
*"Away From The Pulsebeat", Winter 1987 (favorable) [http://tisue.net/jandek/discog.html#0750 link]
Last album = "Foreign Keys "
(1985)
This album = "Telegraph Melts"
(1986)
Next album = "Follow Your Footsteps "
(1986)"Telegraph Melts" is the twelfth album and first release of 1986 by musician
Jandek . It was released asCorwood Industries #0750, and contains some of the wildest music ever recorded by the musician.Overview
Even with the band material on
Interstellar Discussion andForeign Keys to reference, nothing thus far in the catalog was as raucous asTelegraph Melts. This time we find THREE vocalists (the principal singer songwriter, "Nancy" and an unnamed second male vocalist) scorching through forty-five minutes of ear-melting punk rock. In fact, this album sounds like some of the lowest fi punkers from the sixties (thinkthe Monks orthe Godz ), referencing that crazed sound more than the type of "noise" punk more prevalent at the time the record was released (and note that just because this was released in 1986 doesn't mean it was recorded then - Corwood referenced this music in a letter toIrwin Chusid from five years prior!). At any rate, it's far removed from the lo-key acoustic blues that made up much of the early works of this artist.The record starts with "Nancy" singing a trio of songs with minimal lyrics, allowing her to stretch her vocals around some bluesy rock. Things get kicked all over the place with "Ace of Diamonds", in which the Corwood Rep DRENCHES his voice in echo and screams at top volume while the band mercilessly pounds away behind him. The tension here is surprisingly tight, even if the band isn't, at least not in a traditional way.
The second half of the album changes the sound a bit and includes a very "hippy" duet called "Governor Rhodes" that may be an ode to the
Kent State shootings (the Governor of Ohio at the time was James A. Rhodes). But most of this is not to be taken so seriously (though "Star Up in the Sky" is another duet with "cosmic" lyrics). Most notorious, of course, is "You Painted Your Teeth", in which the artist, in a manic snarl, begins with, "I got my knife/if you want to breathe, baby.../don’t paint your teeth/I’ve got my gun", followed by, "You painted your teeth/and you think you’re fine/but you gotta die." The phrase "paint your teeth" appears to come from the liner notes of theBob Dylan albumHighway 61 Revisited , though the content of the song has nothing else to do with those notes. The intensity with which this song is sung is a huge contrast to Jandek's often more hushed and occasionally mumbling singing voice.Stranger still is the next song, where two male vocalists appear to chant a genuine Mother's Day card after swigging nine or ten shots of tequila. This leads the same two guys to take on "The Fly", before Nancy swings back in to save the record on the wild "House up on the Hill", which starts with the two vocalists (who sing together) going to a place "where you can drink your fill", but ends up, quite literally, going to the moon. A place, one imagines, perhaps more prepared for this noise-drenched punk than Earth was at the time.
Track listing
#You – 1:38
#One the Planes – 2:48
#Go to Bed – 2:46
#Ace of Diamonds – 4:43
#Twenty Four – 4:55
#No Slow Ones – 3:00
#Telegraph Melts – 4:04
#Governor Rhodes – 5:06
#Star Up in the Sky – 3:34
#You Painted Your Teeth – 3:04
#Mother's Day Card – 1:37
#The Fly – 3:17
#House Up On the Hill – 2:22External links
* [http://tisue.net/jandek/discog.html#0750 Seth Tisue's "Telegraph Melts" review]
---- [http://www.treiops.com/telegraphmelts/index2.html Telegraph Melts] is also the name of a Washington, DC-based chamber-punk band that recorded on Absolutely Kosher, a San Francisco-based independent label, in the late 1990s. Telegraph Melts, the band, consisted of Bob Massey on guitar and
Amy Domingues on cello.
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