Siskel and Ebert & Jay & Alice

Siskel and Ebert and Jay and Alice is the third episode of the second season of The Critic.

Plot

Siskel and Ebert leave each other and want Jay as their partners. But Jay stays out of it, and Siskel and Ebert want each other back. Jay gets them back by preparing them dinner.

"The Way He Said Good-bye" Song

* Siskel: The moonlight, on his hair.
* Ebert: The twinkle, in his eye.
* Siskel: The way he said, thumbs up.
* Ebert: The way he said, thumbs down.
* Together: The way, he said, good-bye.