Little Tom and Mr. P

Little Tom and Mr. P are two characters that star in underground Sound WAVE files that began in southeast Michigan. They sound files range from short clips to 30 minute skits resembling radio dramas. They are not available for download online, but are spread from user to user via file trading and AOL Instant Messenger. They recently made their way through the student body at Notre Dame Preparatory High School the actual student and basketball coach who inspired the characters attend.

Tom and Mr. P began as a joke in the creator's 8th grade year, where he, Eric T. "Shroomz", made fun of a student on the basketball team whose father seemed to hint that he loved him more than just a son. Almost a year passed after the conception of the characters: Mr. P, the basketball coach, and Little Tom, his son. Eric T. Shroomz moved to Florida, and in his spare time recorded a three part "radio drama" via Sound Recorder on Windows XP. Recurring jokes include cracks at an air compressor being used sexually, Mr. P speaking in rhyme, Mr. P getting sick from eating his wife's chili, Mr. P giving anal to his son, and Mr. P singing "remixes" to his favorite songs. These jokes would spawn an 11-part "radio drama", as well as various other sound clips.

Tom Runs Away (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3These three clips made up a 14 minute drama in which Little Tom runs away from home. Following Tom's escape, Mr. P went out looking for Tom with his daughter Ashley. Mr. P eventually finds Little Tom in the hospital. Tom lockshimself in the hospital's "toy room" only to have the doorbusted down by his dad, Mr. P. who reveals that he hasinstalled an electric fence in the yard so Tom could never run away again. Mr. P brings Tom back home with warnings of a punishment.

Tom Runs Away: The Alternate Ending (part 4, running time: 6:19)In this alternate ending to "Tom Runs Away", Mr. P takes Tommy homeand shows him that he will never be able to move out of the house because Mr. P keeps changing his birth certificate so he will be 14years old for the rest of his life. Mr. P begins to molest his son with the air compressor until his wife, Karren walks in the house. Mr. P successfully hides the air compressor. This buys Little Tom time to run away again, only to be chased down in a taxiby his dad. In the end Mr. P's taxi crashes into Tom's, and Tom lands in the hospital again.

A Family Story (part 5, running time: 5:48)What was supposed to be the finale to the "part" series, Part 5 takes a look into the history of Mr. P's family, as well as their futures. Mr. P explains that when he was a kid his dad did things to him and he swore he'd never be like him,however he did become what he was. Mr. P tells tom thatit is a never ending cycle and that even little Tomwill eventually be like him. Tom swears "I'll never be like you!!!" preceding a transition to the future,where little Tom has fallen "in love" with his son. Mr.P, at the age of 80, takes some Viagra and gets ready for a very sexual family reunion.

M.C. Mr. P (part 6, running time: 7:29Part six has no plot whatsoever. It consists of Mr. P singing remixes of his favorite songs such as "Baby Got Back" and "Rollout".

Uncle Tom's Cabin (part 7, running time: 12:33Recorded during a weeklong session in Michigan, Part Seven tells the taleof Mr. P and Tom's vacation to Tom's uncle's cabin. Along the way there is a long pit-stop at a rest area thanks to Karen's chili.

Daddy Day Care (part 8, running time: 13:50In Part 8 Mr. P goes to the city government and gets a license to open a "daddy day care". However, this leads tothe fulfillment of Mr. P's most wildest fantasies (which are thankfully never detailed in the sound clip). When concerned parents come knocking at Mr. P's door, he does the only thing an ex-basketball coach and father would do... blame it on his son.

Family Vacation (part 9, running time 22:39Mr. P bring his family on a vacation to Hawaii where they meet up with tom's science teacher. What more can be said about a family vacation like this?

XMAS SPECIAL (part 10, running time: 16:01Contrary to its name, part ten has nothing to do with Christmas besides that it was recorded then. In Part ten, Mr. P reveals he has installed cameras throughout the entire house. Tom also showssigns of being suicidal, and the problem is quickly remedied by Mr. P. In the end, Tom and his dad spend a nice Christmas nighttogether eating cold pizza delivered from a pizza man from Ann Arbor. Mr. P gets his pizza for free in the end, because it arrived late. (The trip from Ann Arbor to Chesterfield is over an hour away.)

And It Comes Down To This... (part 11, running time: 31:13In Part 11, the longest clip to date, Little Tom gets kidnapped by a mysterious man. Mr. P travels throughout the world tracking down clues to find his son, and at the same time having time to play his newest video game "Super Tom Brothers", the only game "where you can do your son into anal submission".Tom Searches from Florida, to Virginia, to England and to Afghanistan looking fortom. Eventually they are re-united in 2012 at the summer Olympics...but not without a twist...

The Lost Part (unfinished running time: 0:52During the height of the sex scandals involving priests, this part began to focus on Mr. P and the local church's priest trying to molest altar boys (and Tom) using the church's wine. This was to be Part ten. However, it became so edgy that the idea was scrapped, and an "X-mas Special" was recorded months later as the true part ten.

Little Tom and Mr. P in: As Gay As It GetsIn July 2006, production began on a 54 minute movie, a first in the Mr. P universe. In As Gay As It Gets, Little Tom runs away to Alaska, with Mr. P in pursuit. Soon, life is made very hard for Little Tom, who must come to accept the fact that he is gay... and there is nothing he can do about it. But first, preparations must be made so Mr. P and Grandpa Tom can teach Tom a lesson to never run away again.

Writers: Eric Shroomz, Jay ZabiiDirector: Eric Shrooms, Jay ZabiiEditor: Jay ZabiiCAST:Mr. P: Eric ShroomzLittle Tom: Max M. CaseGrandpa Tom: Derek ShroomzDr. Limpkauk: Jay Zabii

The official title, "As Gay As it Gets", introduces the movie's homosexual-themed happenings, from a wooden sword falling into someone's butt, to the pink bathrobe that Mr. P wears. This movie was the first time that someone else has performed (via playing the part) Little Tom's Voice.

TOM to the Future (Part 12, total running time: 23:29)Mr. P wants to find new ways to explore Tom's colon, so he heads off to seek the local master of wizardry, Mrs. Bilicki. In the meantime, Justin, who is now delivering mail for his drunk father, pisses off Mrs. Bilicki. When Mr. P arrives, Bilicki offers to create a time machine for Mr. P, but he must steal Justin's Mail Truck to do so. Soon chaos ensues as the past is changed, and things take a turn for the worse when the superbly racist landlady steals the Mail Truck Time Machine to change the events of the civil rights movement. Mr. P must now correct the universe's timeline and still find a way to get it on with his son.

Das Uberscheisse (Part 13, total running time: 42:20)Little Tom is now living in California attending the University of San Francisco, however this soon changes when Mr. P realizes that he misses his son too much. Upon Mr. P's arrival at Tom's dorm he tells Tom that he passed the months by creating Scheisse porn with a German man named Johan. His Scheisse porn, however, was not well-received, because no one in the United States enjoyed it. Mr. P decides to take tom to Germany to create "das Uberscheisse"

It was reported on August 1st 2008 by Thomas Records, the official record company or Mr. P, that Mr. P was going to resume his musical comedic career and by the end of the month would release a single which he claimed would be "So supreme it'll make the band The Supreme's not Supreme and the Taco Bell Burrito Supreme not supreme and anything else I said that was supreme no longer supreme, except for my son named Tom of course, whose butt is supreme." For the single that many underground sources are reporting to be a smash hit once it hits the airwaves, there was rumor that Eric T. Shroomz would be back on the scene with the legendary film and audio producer, Jay Zabi of Zabi Industries, and that there would be a music video to come out at the same time as the song, which will be made available on Mr. P's MySpace.

Revival of Mr. P's Musical Career

It was reported by several sources that Mr. P now suffers from language inconsistency, as when he and tom engage in lewd acts he commands Tom to act using several different languages. This usually stems from the type of defilement that is about to occur, with the more obscene and repulsive being indicated with German, while the more mind torturing and lamenting actions are sometimes said in Spanish. Mr. P has indicated the following "¡No me importa!" while speaking to reporters about their concern for Tom's health. In a previous interview Mr. P simply stated that he didn't care, but now he has changed the languages due to his newly found language inconsistency. The first signs of this were recorded back in 2004 when Mr. P once stated "¿Donde esta mi hijo Tom?".

It should also be noted that Mr. P has one day vowed to make a music video for his hit single "I'm Mr. P". [http://www.myspace.com/dickinson69 The Official Mr. P MySpace]