White Gold (M*A*S*H)

Infobox Television episode
Title = White Gold
Series = M*A*S*H


Caption =
Season = 3
Episode = 23
Airdate = March 11, 1975
Production = B319
Writer = Larry Gelbart
Simon Muntner
Director = Hy Averback
Guests = Edward Winter (Col. Flagg)
Hilly Hicks (Perkins)
Stafford Repp (Sgt. Clay)
Michael L. Salcido (Rodriguez)
Danil Torppe (Morris)
Episode list = List of "M*A*S*H" episodes
Prev = Payday
Next = Abyssinia, Henry

"White Gold" is an episode of "M*A*S*H".

Overview

The Army's supplies of penicillin are low, and thefts are high. For its medicinal value in treating infections, and because it gets top dollar on the black market, the drug has earned the nickname "white gold". A trio of soldiers dressed in spy gear are caught breaking into the 4077th's emergency ration. One is captured, who refuses to talk, and offers only a dog tag as identification. Radar O'Reilly traces the tag and learns it belonged to another soldier killed in action.

Colonel Flagg learns of the break-in, and comes to the camp to investigate. Left alone to question the soldier, Flagg tells him "Get out!" and leaves the door open for him to escape. Injuring himself and trashing the tent, Flagg insists there was a struggle, and promises to connect the incident to his latest case, studying penicillin turning up on the black market. (Flagg knows this to be happening — because he's been supplying the drug, to informants.)

Recaptured, the soldier (whose name is disclosed as Perkins) explains to the M*A*S*Hers who he really is: an Army medic, who has been stealing small amounts of the drug to have for soldiers on the front lines, to treat them immediately. Hawkeye Pierce offers to share any surplus penicillin the camp has in the future — on the condition that Perkins and his buddies "ask" them for it.