I Bought a Flat Guitar Tutor

"I Bought a Flat Guitar Tutor" is a song by 10cc appearing on their 1977 album, "Deceptive Bends".

The song is quite short and simple and often thought of as a novelty piece amongst fans. The lyrics to the song are all puns for musical terminology. Whenever Eric Stewart or Graham Gouldman sing the name of a note the note is played as part of the music to the song. The chart below attempts to explain the complex idea.

*I bought A = A major (A C# E)
* [A] flat = A Flat major (Ab C Eb)
* [A flat] diminished = A Flat diminished (Ab Cb Ebb)
*Responsibility (responsibilitE)= E Major (E G# B)
*You're de ninth = D9 (D F# A C E)
*Person to see = C Major (C E G)
*To be suspended = Bsus4 (B E F#)
*by a seventh = A7 (A C# E G)
* [a seventh] major catastrophe = A Major 7th (A C# E G#)
*It's a minor = A minor (A C E)
*point, but Gee = G major (G B D)
* [but gee,] Augmented = G augmented (G B D#)
* [Gee, augmented] by the sharpness = G sharp augmented (G# B# D##)
*See (C) = C Major
*Ay (A) = A Major
*to be (B) = B Major (B D# F#)
*in a = A Major
* [in a] flat = A flat
*by the sea = C Major