Holy (Bottom episode)

Holy (Bottom episode)

Infobox UK Television Episode
Title =Holy
Series name =Bottom


Caption =
Series no =Two
Episode =005
Airdate =October 29th, 1992
Writer =Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall
Producer =Ed Bye
Director =Ed Bye
Guests =
Episode list =
Prev =Parade
Next =Bottom's Out

Holy is the fifth episode of the second series of British television sitcom, Bottom. It was first broadcast on October 29th, 1992.

ynopsis

It's Christmas time in Hammersmith once again, and Richie and Eddie experience a Christmas miracle.

Plot

Note: There are now two different common versions of this episode - the original broadcast version and the extended version that appears on the series 2 DVD in some regions. Sections that appear only in the extended edition are noted in "italics".

When Eddie awakens at 3:30am to hear "Deck the Halls" blaring from an ageing tape recorder, it means only one thing - Christmas morning in Hammersmith, and Richie is in the guise of Father Christmas. Eddie has prepared for the early wake up and has left a complex trap that leaves 'Santa' suspended by the neck from the ceiling - Eddie (who is not even remotely fooled by Richie's disguise) only agrees to cut him loose after he pays £10.

A bruised and battered 'Santa' makes his exit, with Richie appearing mere seconds later. Ignoring Eddie's protests that he should return to bed, Richie proceeds to open his presents, remarking that he has a huge pair of tights full of gifts while Eddie has an empty small child's sock. Richie's gifts, however, are revealed to be individually wrapped ingredients for the Christmas dinner for which Richie insists on keeping track of for Father Christmas's 'thank you' letter.

Turning to their 'big ones', Richie is frustrated by Eddie's excuse "It's the thought that counts" (replying "No it's not, it's the size that counts!") that his present is small - unwrapped to reveal an empty miniature bottle of Malibu. However, Eddie has a second present prepared for Richie: A play-telescope with a picture of Sue Carpenter in a bikini mouthing the poorly written words "Fick erf you sad path-tic winker".

"Richie's present for Eddie is far larger - an enormous, if rather cartoonish, self-portrait. Richie mistakes Eddie's disparaging remarks about the painting, believing he is being compared with some ancient master. Eddie uses Richie holding the painting high up to find the right spot for it... ultimately by smashing it over Richie's head."

After Richie insists (largely by removing the flex and causing the sets electrical wireing to burn out) that no one watches the television until the Queen's Speech (unless there is a Bond film on, obviously), they divide the labour up so that Richie is responsible for doing the cooking (It would appear that neither of the flatmates are looking forward to Brussels sprouts, but they must have them since it is Christmas) while Eddie must decorate the flat to make it 'all Christmassy'.

After Richies discovers that Eddie has drunk all the brandy, thus making it impossible to make brandy butter, Eddie produces from the fridge a flame-sustaining substitute: Vodka margarine - spiced up with a couple of cans of hair-spray.

Unfortunately for Richie, a kitchen accident ensues as he chops off his right index finger. Unable now to ring for an ambulance, Eddie comes to Richie's rescue, applying a tight tourniquet (namely his hands around Richie's neck) to restrict the flow of blood. On finding Richie's finger on the floor, he jokes with it for a moment before Richie snatches it back, replacing it on his hand and finding that it still works. After discussing the virtues of Eddie's sewing skills, Richie instead allows Eddie to staple his finger back into place.

"After Eddie unveils his Christmas 'twig', adorned in large mains light-bulbs, which promptly catches fire when he tries to light it," a brief fight ensues, interrupted by the arrival of their guests: Dave Hedgehog and Spudgun. Richie insists the group all drink a sherry-glass of gravy (Spudgun protesting heavily) before they take their seats for Christmas lunch.

Richie's culinary skills alas have deserted him - the potatoes have hardened to the point they can smash plates, and following a bout of bird-related innuendos he finds that the turkey has shrivelled to a smouldering lump of charcoal. Christmas pudding follows, only for Eddie's vodka margarine to prove overly good at sustaining a flame, resulting in an extinguisher-foam covered table.

After the failed dinner, the men withdraw to the drawing-room, with Spudgun, Eddie and Hedgehog each donning paper crown hats from Christmas crackers, while Richie attempts to drum-up support for his Christmas charades game. An increasingly irritable Eddie puts a stop to this, demanding they each just have "Goldfinger" and pack it in.

Richie is drawn away by the ringing doorbell, annoyed that it may be charity collectors, only to discover a baby has been left on their doorstep. Introducing it to the others, Eddie is immediately offended, insisting Richie get rid of it, worried it would come between them, and commenting that he should have been more careful. The baby begins to cry and Richie places the cot on the table in front of them, covering his face with a towel to play peekaboo to quieten the child.

Sad that this newborn child has no home and no presents on his first Christmas day, Spudgun decides to donate his box of Terry's All Gold chocolates to the infant. Eddie succumbs to guilt, too, giving the boy his Frankenstein's monster mask, while Hedgehog is compelled to give his bottle of aftershave - a new brand called "Grrrr". Richie increasingly notices a pattern, finally realizing: "Gold, Frankenstein and Grrrr... and you're all wearing crowns! And I'm a virgin!" His blue "headscarf" clinches it for him, and he becomes convinced he is the new virgin mother of God.

Spudgun volunteers to change the baby's nappy whilst Hedgehog attempts to phone the Pope - surprised to find from the phone book that the Pope lives in Twickenham. Eddie, meanwhile, refuses to allow the arrival of the son of God to spoil his Christmas, and indulges in plenty of booze. Whilst Richie is rebuking him for this shameful act, the boys' landlord, Mr. Harrison bursts in.

Harrison reveals to a genuinely saddened Richie that the baby boy is merely his grandson, left in a hurry because his mother-in-law had had a heart attack, and he is soon followed by his daughter. Richie and Eddie soon perk up, though, when she asks if she may breast-feed young Master Bates in their kitchen...

Notes

*Roger Sloman previously appeared with Rik and Ade in "The Young Ones" episode "Bomb" as Mr. Bastard ("But you can call me 'Right Bleeding'") the TV Detector Man.
*Mr. Harrison's only other appearance in the series was in the series one episode "'s Up".
*This is the only episode that ends without any character(s) getting, or about to get hurt.

Continuity and Production Errors

*This episode was over long and edited down by five minutes for transmission, producing a number of discontinuities. The original uncut version is now available on the series 2 DVD.
*During the episode, Eddie wants to watch "Noel's Christmas Family Video Accidents" (a fictional program title to parody a genre of programming involving Noel Edmonds), but Richie won't let him. In reality, the time Eddie was about to turn on the television to BBC 1, he would've been watching Childrens television.
* Richie cuts off his finger with a knife. Eddie attempts to staple the finger back to his hand, but after various staples, he realises it was the wrong finger. Throughout the rest of the episode, no damage is seen to any other of Richie's fingers.
* Following on from the above, for a majority of the episode, Richie's finger is attached to his hand with tape. In one scene, his finger is trapped in the window. At one point, it is noticeable that Mayall's real finger is bent underneath it.
* Richie believes he has broken his leg after Eddie caught him acting as Santa Claus. He them re-enters Eddie's bedroom as himself, and limps. However, he does not limp for the rest of the episode.
* Richie lights the Christmas pudding and goes up in a blaze. The flames were added via an optical effect, and this is obvious when Richie is moving the pudding, and the flames do not follow. A similar effect was used in the same episode involving a Christmas tree, but was really alight the next shot, despite the flames dying down. In Series 3, this effect was scrapped, and controlled flames were used (see Dough).

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