- Rude Kid
Rude Kid is an occasional character in the British adult
comic Viz. He invariably appears in a one-frame cartoon along with his mother. Both are crudely drawn; Rude Kid angry and shouting, while his mother has a wide and slightly sinister grin.The joke consists of Rude Kid's mother making a suggestion or asking a question, and Rude Kid replying with an
expletive , sometimes one of his own invention. Examples include:(Rude Kid's mother) "Come to the shops, dear"
(Rude Kid) "Fuck off!"
(Rude Kid's mother) "What would you like for Christmas, dear?"
(Rude Kid) "A turd on a string!"
Other retorts include "Big dog's cock", "Big fat elephant's fanny" and "Piss up a rope, fuckstick".
The character gave his name to Viz founder
Chris Donald 'sautobiography , "Rude Kids ".
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