Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

Infobox Television episode
Title = Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
Series = South Park


Caption = Paris Hilton with Butters dressed as a bear.
Season = 8
Episode = 123
Airdate = December 1, 2004
Production =
Writer = Trey Parker
Matt Stone
Director = Trey Parker
Guests =
Episode list = List of "South Park" episodes
Season list = Infobox South Park season 8 episode list
Prev =
Next ="Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" is episode 123 of the Comedy Central animated series "South Park". It was originally broadcast on December 1, 2004. This was one of the 10 episodes featured on "South Park: The Hits" DVD.

Plot synopsis

Paris Hilton opens a new shop, “Stupid Spoiled Whore,” at the mall. There, Wendy Testaburger and her friends discover, among other things, lewd clothing and a perfume titled "Skanque." Wendy is appalled by the blatant objectification of women. Paris's own dialogue is a showcase of her self-centeredness; she berates everyone around her and, in a move designed to allude to Ms. Hilton's alleged promiscuity, continually coughs up a white substance that appears to be semen. Later that day, Wendy is distressed to discover that a friend has purchased the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset, which contains "a night vision filter, fake money, losable cell phone, and 16 hits of ecstasy!" Meanwhile, Hilton, grieving the suicide of her dog, Tinkerbell, sees Butters playing outside. She decides to make him her replacement pet, putting him in a bear costume and naming him "Mr. Biggles."

Wendy vents her frustrations to her father, who accompanies her to Hilton’s shop. While initially appalled, he is quickly manipulated by the women of South Park into acquiescence and vows to make Wendy "the stupidest, most spoiled whore of them all!" Wendy's friend Bebe organizes a sex party at her house, but refuses to invite Wendy because she isn't whorish enough. Wearing skimpy outfits to school, they make suggestive invitations to the boys (who look more frightened than excited). Cartman, however, fails to wrangle an invite and winds up flipping off the girls in his frustration.

Meanwhile, Butters introduces Paris Hilton to his parents. Hilton offers them $200 million in exchange for Butters; while Mr. and Mrs. Stotch discuss Hilton's proposal in private, Ms. Hilton herself passes out on Butters' bed in a short skirt. The naïve Butters pokes curiously at Hilton's vulva, believing it to be an animal that lives in her pants. Upon coming to, Hilton accepts the Stotchs’ counteroffer of $250 million.

At Bebe's party, the girls’ attempts to act like stupid, spoiled whores terrifies the boys, most of whom attempt to run away. Wendy, meanwhile, is at another home, soliciting the aid of Mr. Slave, the biggest whore she knows, who she hopes will teach her how to become like all the other girls. Mr. Slave explains to Wendy that being a whore can't be taught, then rushes off to break up the sex party. Meanwhile, Butters escapes from Paris Hilton after seeing pictures of her former pets' suicide scenes, including Tinkerbell (gunshot to the head, as seen previously in this episode), Patches the Poodle (self-hanging), Scrambles the Collie (wrist-cutting) and Cuddles the Beagle (hari-kari with a Katana). Terrified, he attempts to flee--right into Bebe's ongoing party. Hilton, chasing after the child she only sees as her pet, rushes in just in time to hear Mr. Slave telling all the girls that "Paris Hilton is a nobody. She may have money, but she's a thoughtless, talentless low-life!" Paris and Mr. Slave commence to argue over who is the bigger whore, and Paris challenges Mr. Slave to a Whore-Off.

At the Whore-Off, Hilton begins with a variety of sex acts, finishing by stuffing an entire pineapple up her vagina. Mr. Slave counters by removing his pants, jumping on top of Hilton and jamming her entire body up his ass. Mr. Slave silences the amazed crowd with an impassioned speech that parents need to teach their kids to have better role models than Paris Hilton, because they won't learn if their parents turn a blind eye. The girls, seeing the error of their ways, make up with Wendy, while Butters is happy to have escaped from Hilton's clutches. Mr. Slave's speech seems to touch all of the adults of South Park, except for Butters' parents, who are still upset for not receiving $200 million. True to form, Butters's father informs Butters that he is grounded, and (also true to form) Butters is disappointed with both his parents for not being happier at his return and with himself for failing to inspire said joy in them.

Meanwhile, Paris is still stuck inside of Mr. Slave's anus. To her dazed surprise, she is greeted by the Frog Prince, who tells her to journey through Mr. Slave in a guitar-laced ballad that hearkens back to Rankin-Bass's animated J.R.R. Tolkein films (a reference to the misadventures of Lemmiwinks in the previously mentioned Death Camp of Tolerance episode).

Notes

* As a running gag throughout the episode, Paris Hilton coughs up globs of semen onto her hand (confirmed by Trey Parker in the DVD commentary) as well as throwing up feces at the beginning of the episode. The commentary also states that this episode voiced the creators' contempt for Paris Hilton's highly sexualized behavior, claiming that her promoters were "not only telling little girls to laugh at her, but to be her." Furthermore, they asserted Hilton was ugly by calling her "a total dog."Fact|date=September 2008
* Paris Hilton reacted to the episode by saying, "I haven't seen it, but when people copy you, that's like the most flattering thing, so whatever people can say, I just laugh about it. It doesn't matter to me." [ [http://www.blackfilm.com/20050429/features/parishilton.shtml April 2005 | blackfilm.com | features | interview | Paris Hilton ] ]
* On the commentary of South Park's Greatest Hits Matt Stone states that when making fun of celebrities, the general South Park philosophy is "not personal, [rather] just ripping on the idea of celebrity itself;" however, "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" was "pretty much: 'Fuck Paris Hilton.'" Trey Parker then says at the end of the commentary, "Paris Hilton, you are a dumb bitch."Fact|date=September 2008

References

External Links

[http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/812/ Episode guide at Southparkstudios.com]