Grey Dawn

Infobox Television episode
Title = Grey Dawn
Series = South Park


Caption = The senior citizens of South Park loose on the roads
Season = 7
Episode = 106
Airdate = November 5, 2003
Production = 710
Writer = Trey Parker
Director =
Guests =
Episode list = List of "South Park" episodes
Season list = Infobox South Park season 7 episode list
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"Grey Dawn" is episode 710 of Comedy Central's "South Park". It originally aired on November 5, 2003.

Plot

At the South Park Farmer's Market, Priest Maxi is holding a memorial service for the nine people who died the previous day when they were run over by a senior citizen who still holds a driver's license. The proceedings are marred by another unfortunate senior related driving incident. Stan Marsh asks his father Randy why old people are still allowed to drive.

Grandpa Marsh overhears his son's opinion and lets his own feelings on the matter be known; he still wants to be able to drive. Out on Stark's Pond, a man is fishing in his boat until a senior couple drives their Buick off the bridge and runs him over, killing him. The news covers the recent rash of senior related driving tragedies. Grandpa Marsh and the other seniors have a meeting at the community center to decide what to do. Naturally, they have trouble remembering why they are all there. They eventually remember and Grandpa Marsh decides they should have a meeting. They then realize that they are having a meeting.

When Randy finds out about the meeting he realizes that when the meeting is over, all the seniors will be driving on the road at the same time. Horrified by the thought, Randy goes into town and shouts out a cry of alarm, causing mass panic. He asks Gerald where the boys are, who tells him that the boys are playing street hockey. As Randy runs toward the boys, Kenny spots the seniors driving. Randy manages to save the boys and they flee from the many cars recklessly wandering the streets, eventually hiding in an abandoned house. Moments later, the house gets overrun by seniors making the wrong turn and going the wrong way (even on the second floor).

Much to the seniors' chagrin, the state of Colorado demands all seniors turn in their driver's licenses. Stan's grandfather wants Stan to accompany him, in the car, to go and pick up his new Hover Round. All the boys accompany Grandpa Marsh on the trip, theorizing they'll be safer if they are in the car. Officer Barbrady pulls the car over and since he doesn't have a license, takes Stan's grandfather to jail. Randy is reluctant to bail his father out, but his father doesn't care, the AARP is sending their aid.

Outside of his classroom, Mr. Garrison sees a large number of old people dropping out of the sky. The AARP has airdropped in reinforcements. They begin taking hostages and liberating their colleagues from the retirement home. They state that "The revolution is on" and begin to take over the town. To show they mean business, the AARP starts killing hostages.

More reinforcements arrive but then so does the Veteran military. The seniors list their demands: their driver's licenses, more Medicare, and keeping kids from skateboarding on the sidewalk. The AARP leader realizes they could even take over the whole country. The children find their parents under lockup. Randy tells the boys that since they get up early, they are the only hope for getting the town back. Fleeing to the woods, the "Wolverines" of South Park strategize on how to save their town, their parents, and possibly the whole country. Cartman suggests that by eliminating their food supply of Country Kitchen Buffet, the seniors won't know what to do. His idea is to attach stolen explosives to Kyle and then send Kyle as a suicide bomber to blow up the store. Stan simply suggests that they just lock the doors from the inside, which is exactly what they do.

The AARP plans on taking stronger action, but their plans are thwarted when they start starving to death outside of the Country Kitchen Buffet at 6:00 AM, just like the boys predicted. Their defenses weakened by famine, the hostages are released. Grandpa is turned back over to his family. Stan sums up the lessons learned by the Marsh family today, that Randy shouldn't treat his father like a child and that Grandpa should be proud to be a senior, but he should realize that he is a true killing machine when he is driving. They all go home laughing, except the kids. As he walks offscreen, Stan mutters, "Dude, I hate my family."